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Fear Itself 11-08-2013 01:46 PM

Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot
 
This looks like it fits here:

http://digitaldeconstruction.com/mee.../#.Un0Jssso7qA

Quote:

A Brazilian testicular cancer awareness group has created a mascot for the cause that is beyond disturbing.

Say hello to Mr. Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”, the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum that will cause a lifetime of nightmares for anyone who lays eyes on him.

The little curly hairs are an especially nice touch.

running coach 11-08-2013 01:49 PM

A scrotum that has teeth?

At least it wasn't colon cancer.

Amateur Barbarian 11-08-2013 01:54 PM

The Brazil nut wasn't good enough?

Robot Arm 11-08-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

...the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum...
Those aren't cheeks!


(clicks on link)

No, wait, I guess they are.

El_Kabong 11-08-2013 02:43 PM

Er, coming hard (to coin a phrase) on the heels of TV adverts for Duluth Trading Company's "Ballroom" jeans, the world suddenly seems to be, er, embracing the testicle.

muldoonthief 11-08-2013 03:02 PM

Previous thread. Though I'm amazed it hasn't been revealed as a hoax over the past 5 months.

Hypno-Toad 11-08-2013 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El_Kabong (Post 16831657)
Er, coming hard (to coin a phrase) on the heels of TV adverts for Duluth Trading Company's "Ballroom" jeans, the world suddenly seems to be, er, embracing the testicle.

Loosly embracing it, according to that commercial.

Don't get cold water on that costume. It'll shrink.

Sunspace 11-08-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by runner pat (Post 16831467)
A scrotum that has teeth?

Teratoma! Teratoma!

James Toothpaste 11-08-2013 05:43 PM

Lolololol! :p:):)

Senegoid 11-09-2013 01:51 AM

I think aceplace57 called it right the first time. It's just Sponge Bob, what he'll look like in his senior years.


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