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TYphoonSignal8 01-11-2017 08:05 PM

Ten famous comic haikus
 
http://www.worldcomicbookreview.com/...-comics-haiku/

Re: Thor

Quote:

Mummy’s boy with
Phallic thunder-stick sad when
Ex-girlfriend steals it
Ha!

Don Draper 01-12-2017 05:29 PM

Help me! I am trapped
In a Haiku factory!
Save me before they

Bryan Ekers 01-12-2017 05:39 PM

My inner rage grows
When I can't write a poem
And then Haiku smash!

Snowboarder Bo 01-12-2017 10:18 PM

A freaky little cat haiku:
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucky Katt
I love catnip mice...
It's why I chew their heads off.
They're good for breakfast.

:p

nearwildheaven 01-12-2017 11:16 PM

For many years, my sister, who lives in San Diego, had a dog who had lost his eyesight in a car accident.

Canine of black fluff
Eyeballs present do not work
Ocean sniff enjoy

TYphoonSignal8 01-13-2017 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan Ekers (Post 19916256)
My inner rage grows
When I can't write a poem
And then Haiku smash!

Yes, I saw you posted that on that site as a contest entry and quite like it.

Spider-Man

Bookish lad's aunty
Improbably naïve at
Lip-smacking at flies.

MovieMogul 01-13-2017 12:12 PM

If you're on Facebook or Twitter, I have an ongoing series called #SingleLifeHaiku

Prof. Pepperwinkle 01-13-2017 01:03 PM

Bespectacled Clark,
Mild-mannered reporter, is
Really Superman!

casdave 01-13-2017 01:56 PM

To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic


(John Cooper Clarke)

TYphoonSignal8 01-16-2017 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MovieMogul (Post 19918064)
If you're on Facebook or Twitter, I have an ongoing series called #SingleLifeHaiku

Quote:

"Harder!" she yelled, so
I asked "What's the capital
Of Tajikistan?"
#SingleLifeHaiku
Gold.

MovieMogul 01-17-2017 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TYphoonSignal8 (Post 19923833)
Gold.

Lol. Thanks.

koeeoaddi 01-17-2017 02:32 PM

My favorite is from a great little book called Gay Haiku.

Did you just say you
think Mansfield Park is boring?
Get out of my house.

MacLir 01-18-2017 09:13 AM

Written after the criticality incident at Tokai-mura

Procedure Compliance - a haiku

A blinding blue flash
White kimonos in the Spring
Bring the Honor Knife

Mind's Eye, Watering 01-18-2017 11:14 AM

My favorite from the old Page O' Flames (or was it the Page 'O One Liners?):

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

squidfood 01-18-2017 12:35 PM

To sleep, is perchance

To enter his spooky house.

Avoid his sister.

ultimate11 01-19-2017 12:33 AM

Something kind:

The Cecil Adams
In Chicago, Illinois
Thank you for your work!


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