Oh, crap! Shodan's site is a tighty-righty cootie bomb! They're everywhere! My monitor is suddenly black and white, my whoopity whoopity Intel processor is a Motorola 8086, I gotta go buy some kerosene to power the modem (1 kb/hr upload). Software? Something called WordStar. I get online, I get Reagan-rolled.
A "partisan cootie" warning would have been nice, guy. Now I gotta find a Trotskyist rabbi for an exorcism.