[Askthepizzaguy]

It is the year 10,432...

It is the sixth day of the sixth month. The sun is beginning to set.



Godsmack- The Enemy
Hey Mister, backstabbin' son of a bitch
You're livin' in a world that'll soon be dyin'
And I know everybody knows you try to be like me
But even at your best as a man, you couldn't equal half of me

I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways
And now that it's here, I see it all so clearly
I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy

You, you're another shit talkin' punk to me
You're a living inspiration for what I never wanna be
And I see you've been blinded by what you believe
And now back up and sit down, shut up and act like you need to be

I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways
And now that it's here, I see it all so clearly
I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy

Come to me, come to me
The enemy come to me, come to me

So predicting you're the reason why I lie
Simple decision took me too much time to fly
Oh, checkmate

I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways
And now that it's here, I see it all so clearly
I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy
Come to me





The group is unsure what to make of this massive, hulking beast. But without thinking twice, they can sense that it is hostile, and they charge to meet the Demon Lord on the field of battle.

"You are fools, if you think you are prepared to face me as you are. You're not even close to a threat to my power..."

Nevertheless, they tried to attack. But the Demon Lord was so monstrous, so powerful, and towered over them so, that they were mostly frozen with FEAR.

A few brave souls decided to attack. One of their weapons makes contact.

Lord Phere takes 80hp damage.

The great Demon Lord barely flinches. The blow doesn't even faze the massive beast, but another plucky Adventurer approaches, and takes another swing.

Lord Phere takes 80hp damage.






"HA HA HA HA HAAAA....

I SUMMON FOUL BEASTS FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL, TO PLAY WITH YOU FOOLISH ONES!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"

The ground began to shake violently, and from beneath the earth came a horde of demonic creatures, an entire army of hellish fighters.

The Demon Lord Phere just stood back and laughed, as the Adventurers set to work defending themselves against this violent mob.

In the melee, some of the Adventurers were wounded. But in the confusion, they could not tell who was attacking whom... in fact, most of the damage was self-inflicted.

Was it by design? Or was it accidental?

Nevertheless...

Lightfoot takes 25hp damage.

"Hey! Cut it out!" Shrieks Lightfoot.

"I'll protect you, Visorslash!" shouts someone else.

Inner Stickler takes 75hp damage.

"I'll protect you, BobArrgh!" shouts another.

Glee takes 13hp damage.

"I'll protect you, Visorslash!" shouts Inner Stickler. "Woah! What the hell is that?" he says, diving out of the path of danger. A magical orb hits Visorslash directly in the chest.

Visorslash takes 100hp damage.

"Yes, pathetic weaklings, yes... taste but a TINY FRACTION of my extraordinary POWER!!!"

ToeJam takes 50hp damage.

"I'll protect you, Inner Stickler!" shouts someone else."Yowza! Maybe I shouldn't have done that!"

GuiriEnEspana takes 50hp damage.



"Now, I will finish you off... come closer, that I might annihilate you!"


Faced with the overpowering might of the Demon Lord, and weary from dispatching his summoned army of violent creatures, the Adventurer group orders a full retreat.

But before they do, they ask one to stay behind and distract the Demon Lord, that they might escape.

"You stay behind, Gadarene!" they shouted.

"No, I'd rather stay with you guys if that's all right..." he said, hesitantly.

"You can't seem to decide, so I'll decide for you! BWAHAHAA!!! THIS ONE, THIS ONE MUST DIE!!!"

"EEEEEK!!!!" Shouted Mosier. "Why do they always pick on the new guy!?!"



*CRUNCH*


Mosier, not Gadarene, was slain by the Demon Lord.



The rest of them escaped.


The Aftermath:

Upon inspection of his remains, they noticed that Mosier seemed to be dressed like an ordinary Soldier, and there was nothing sinister about him. Reluctantly, they were forced to conclude that a Good Adventurer was sent to his untimely demise.











Begin "The First RETREAT"
(Night One)


OOC:
Night One has begun.
You may send in night actions. You may Askthepizzaguy any game-related questions you might have, please bold and green if you wish the response to be OOC and from the game host.

Otherwise, just speak ITS name and you shall have your answer...

Night One will end in approximately 62 hours, or 17:00 (5:00PM) Eastern Time (GMT-05:00, US & Canada), Wednesday April 11th 2012.





Still able to fight:

1. Mahaloth
2. Drain Bead
3. Suburban Plankton
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5. Scathach
6. Fubbleskag
7. Weedy
8. Gadarene
9. PetW
10. Astral Rejection
11. gnarlycharlie
12. NAF1138
13. septimus
14. GuiriEnEspana
15. Inner Stickler
16. Lightfoot
17. Silver Jan
18. choie
19. BobArrgh
20. Tanaer
21. Red Skeezix
22. Normal Phase
23. MHaye
24. RealityTrip
25. Lilflower
26. glee
27. Visorslash
28. storyteller0910
29. ToeJam
30. Askthepizzaguy

Not in any condition to fight: [Dead]

4. Mosier- Soldier [Good]




ROUND OVER SUMMARY:
Lord Phere takes 80hp damage.
Lord Phere takes 80hp damage.
Lightfoot takes 25hp damage.
Inner Stickler takes 75hp damage.
Glee takes 13hp damage.
Visorslash takes 100hp damage.
ToeJam takes 50hp damage.
GuiriEnEspana takes 50hp damage.
Mosier is slain by Demon Lord Phere [see vote tally]