[Guinastasia]

I'll never forget the Christmas Eve when my two-year-old cousin spilled her drink and said, "Aw thit!"


And I never heard my dad say "dammit!" when he was putting up the Christmas tree. It was more like, "Motherfucking piece of shit! Why won't this fucking thing stay up, dammit!"

_{Of course, when I repeated what he said, I got my mouth washed out with soap.}