Originally Posted by beowulff
PM me, and I will disclose my guaranteed end-of-the-world-safe location for a mere $10,000.
, I'll give you the exact same quality information
, for a mere $5,000!
Think of it! 50% off!
I'll throw in a bagel!
That bagel sure does sound good
, doesn't it?
Then buy your end-of-the-World information from me: Bosda!
There's an Initiation Ceremony.
It involves a Squid and a Goat.
You're gonna be good friends with that Goat.
The Squid will not exactly be a stranger, either. ~~Me, on the SDMB Initiation