Originally Posted by FatBaldGuy
My wife is fond of saying that she was 12 years old before she realized that her father's first name was not "Dammit George."
Famous Bill Cosby routine - he thought his name was "Jeeeeee-zus Christ!" because every time his father saw him he'd yell that. "My brother Russell thought his name was Dammit!".
One day his father saw him, yelled "Dammit, get over here!". "No dad, I'm Jesus Christ".
"I don't remember much of the rest of that day".