Thanks to the bad influence of a couple of my friends, I went from not swearing at all to being quite vulgar in a very short span of time, culminating with the time when one of those said friends screwed me over and I left a profanity-filled "fuck off" message on his answering machine.
His mother called my uncle, who was babysitting me at the time, and replayed the entire message for him. Oops.
I was much older than preschool, though. Say, age ten or so.
Last edited by ekedolphin; 12-13-2012 at 01:26 PM.