Originally Posted by Mama Zappa
Famous Bill Cosby routine - he thought his name was "Jeeeeee-zus Christ!" because every time his father saw him he'd yell that. "My brother Russell thought his name was Dammit!".
One day his father saw him, yelled "Dammit, get over here!". "No dad, I'm Jesus Christ".
"I don't remember much of the rest of that day".
"So we moved to a new neighborhood and the kids asked me, they said 'What's your name?'
'I'm Jesus Christ.'
'Your name ain't no Jesus Christ.'
'Come to my house, I'll prove it.'
So they followed me home, and my dad walked into the living room. There were forty kids hanging out in the living room.