When a cat with buttered toast attached to it's back falls, the universe splits in two. In one universe cats always land on their feet, and toast never lands butter side down. In the other universe toast always lands butter side down, and cats never land on their feet. Our universe was created from one of those type universes where someone attached four pieces of toast, butter side down, to a cat's feet, and dropped it.
Last edited by TriPolar; 12-21-2012 at 09:50 PM..