Holy cats! I nearly missed this one! Toast is rectilinear (please, no fundament jokes) which fundamentally links it (I couldn't stop myself
) to the six hidden dimensions in which cats curl! Toast has SIX SIDES!!! This must eliminate the parity question (no experimental data supports toast tunneling) AND provide the universal constant which re-orients the cat relative to the planetary body's gravitational field... Wow! I gotta get a six-slice toaster! BUT PERHAPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH...
Wait a minute, rye bread is ellipsoidal... damn.
Maybe it's a hyperbolic sort of thing... Where's my calculator???
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