Okay, not “falling apart” from neglect, but… In 12 years, I haven’t vacuumed. (I sort of sweep up the worst detritus. Also, I don’t spill a lot.) I scrub the bathroom a little, but not enough. I’ve never washed the windows. I’ve never dusted the blinds. I do scrub the doors to clean off hand-smudge.
A slob’s a slob for a’ that.