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Old 05-13-2016, 02:13 PM
GargoyleWB GargoyleWB is offline
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A long length of link chain from the cut-it-yourself spools. One of my arms would be wrapped up like a gladiator arm shield, and my other would have a long length with a tangled bunch on the end for a whip/flail type of thing.

If allowed enough length, I may even be able to Michelin-Man myself completely in chain, an impervious lumbering link tank laughing as chainsaws anemically bounce off me.