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Old 05-21-2016, 07:41 PM
Sherrerd Sherrerd is offline
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Damn, this Oculus Rift is ticketyboo! Western front of the Capitol, so this takes place after 1980….wait, I’m NOT wearing a headset! WTF? Oh, I know—it’s a reality show. Kidnap any random loser and make them President, eh? Well, I’m game: My fellow Americans, today I pledge to you to lower everyone’s taxes and increase everyone’s services and benefits. How will I do it? Volume!

But seriously, folks: what we need is JOBS. The answer: my massive employment training initiative, financed by charging Donald Trump $1 every time he insults someone or claims some group loves him. YOU’RE WELCOME!