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Old 06-04-2016, 03:19 AM
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Who said it? Zaphod . . . or Trump? GOOD LUCK!


"It is very hard for them to attack me on looks, because I am so good looking."

SPOILER:
Donald Trump


"I ever meet myself, I’ll hit myself so hard I won’t know what’s hit me."

SPOILER:
Zaphod Beeblebrox


"Oh, yeah, apparently you can't be president with a whole brain."

SPOILER:
Zaphod Beeblebrox


"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

SPOILER:
Donald Trump


"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer."

SPOILER:
Zaphod Beeblebrox


"The point is, you can never be too greedy."

SPOILER:
Donald Trump


"In the name of liberty, and freedom, and people, and... stuff... let's do that again! "

SPOILER:
Zaphod Beeblebrox


"Listen, you semi-evolved simian, go climb a tree, will you?"

SPOILER:
Zaphod Beeblebrox


"My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."

SPOILER:
Donald Trump


"I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong."

SPOILER:
Donald Trump


"Okay. So, ten out of ten for style, but minus several million for good thinking, huh?"

SPOILER:
Zaphod Beeblebrox

Last edited by russian heel; 06-04-2016 at 03:21 AM.