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Old 09-03-2016, 06:43 PM
Jennshark Jennshark is offline
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My work bestie and I were just talking about "excuses that no one will challenge you on, ever." In our case, we were fantasizing about ways to get out of a monthly, extremely boring and unproductive meeting.

Best one: "I've pooped my pants and have to go home."