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Old 09-07-2016, 10:36 PM
Billdo Billdo is offline
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Originally Posted by Jennshark View Post
My work bestie and I were just talking about "excuses that no one will challenge you on, ever." In our case, we were fantasizing about ways to get out of a monthly, extremely boring and unproductive meeting.

Best one: "I've pooped my pants and have to go home."
My favorite medical excuse is "gastric distress." No boss will ever ask any follow-up questions about the details of your gastric distress or whether it is a real excuse.