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Old 12-07-2016, 07:45 PM
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People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them


John Cooper Clarke, Twat.

To convey one’s mood
in seventeen syllables
is very diffic


John Cooper Clarke, Haiku