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Old 01-20-2017, 01:35 AM
jackdavinci jackdavinci is offline
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Originally Posted by Taco the cat View Post
Men can use stripper poles as well.

Yes but they aren't metaphorical vaginas.

So far the hula hoop and egg chair come closest.

Stealing from classic art we have giant clamshells, orchids, and walnuts I suppose.

Maybe one of those springy play tunnels we had as kids lol

Perhaps a nice free standing arch with red velvet or satin curtains and a small round pillow or knob on top. I'm liking that. Simple, obvious, sexy, and versatile.



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