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Old 04-11-2017, 12:59 PM
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As usual. SNL was prescient.
Troff "N" Brew script. (couldn't find a video)
Quote:
[ dissolve to the interior of the Troff 'n' Brew, Male Patron #1 leaning over a bucket drinking beer straight from the tap as Waitress #1 works the spigot. He then dunks his head into the bucket of beer. ]

[ slow pan across the chili trough, as various patrons lean over to eat their lunch, including Ray Swangen and his buddy ]
P.A. V/O: The Troff 'n' Brew is closing for a one half-hour hosedown. Please stop feeding, pay your check, and LEAVE by the MAIN exit present!

[ Waitress #2 begins hosing off patrons' faces ]

P.A. V/O: Please deposit your bibs in the Bib Bin and head to the MAIN exit! One half-hour hosedown --

[ patrons corral toward the exit like cattle, and make just as much noise in the process ]