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Old 02-05-2003, 12:27 AM
malden malden is offline
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Nothing against dwarves, but this:

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Somewhere in the control room of my mind a fat little dwarf in a security outfit was paging through a Penthouse while smoking a cigar with his feet up on the table, watching the security monitors of my brain with his peripheral vision.
...is the funniest thing I've read on this board in a long time.