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Old 02-10-2003, 12:32 AM
ruralrage ruralrage is offline
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SPACEBALLS


Scruub: I need air

Dark Helmet: Oh vespa, GET THOSE DAMN BUNS OFF YOUR EARS!

Lonestar: So, like, i met this guy name yogurt in the desert and he taught me about the SCHWARTZ. I will need it to save my balls from the schwartz ring of dark helmet.

Dark Helmet: How did he know that?

Colonel Sanders: prePAR SHIp (sounding like a chicken)

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FALLING DOWN


Michael Douglas: I have to get home

Wife: My husband can't come home

Robert Duvall: I don't want to go home
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