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Old 02-19-2003, 06:26 PM
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An American Minute


American Psycho

*Patrick Bateman does a whole lot of awful stuff while awful 80's music plays on the soundtrack*

Patrick Bateman: Guess what, it was all in my head! Bet you wish you could have those two hours back . . .


American Beauty

My marriage sucks. Oooh, jailbait!

My job sucks, I think I'll quit.

My life sucks, I think I'll buy some pot from my daughter's boyfriend.

Hey, father of my daughter'sboyfriend/my pot dealer, why are you kissing me? Please stop.

*blam*

Aw hell, I'm dead.

American Pie

High School Senior Guys: Hey, we should all try to get laid before graduation!

*guys get laid*