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Old 02-19-2003, 07:03 PM
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Fight Club

Narrator: I'm seriously screwed up in the head!

Narrator's Girlfriend: Tell me about it!

*buildings collapse*


Being John Malkovitch

John Cusack: Lookit me, I'm John Malkovitch! This is really cool!

Bunch of Old People: To hell with you, we wanna be John Malkovitch!

John Cusack: Hey, you old people ain't gonna be John Malkovitch without me! Hey waitaminnit, this isn't John Malkovitch!


Pi

Mathematician Guy: I'm this close to learning the secrets of the universe!

Bunch of Other People: No fair, we want in too!

Mathematician Guy: Too bad!

*performs home lobotomy*