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Old 08-08-2001, 07:40 PM
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Re: Neither a squatter nor diseased


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Originally posted by Billy Rubin
This morning, privately, I confronted Mr. Fuckwicket. As nicely as possible. Apparently he does use, perhaps overuse, laxatives. He feels that if his digestive tract has anything in it he'll immediately begin to get fat, and he can't stand fat. So he shits like the exhaust of a jet engine.
Bravo for taking an active route!

BTW - I spend a lot of time at airports. I've seen/smelled/felt at a distance jet exhaust. Your last sentence does an injustice to jet engines everywhere. Jet engine exhaust looks nicer, smells better, and leaves less mess than a human shit cannon.