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Cool gadgets that went (almost) nowhere
Near the top of the list must be the Apple MessagePad (Newton).
Also, I vaguely remember a Panasonic VCR that hooked up to your telephone line (the same way you hook up an answering machine), so that you could dial in and remotely program it to record a TV show. Anybody else remember this? Any other cool "flops"? |
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The videophone. It seems that there's always this feeling that it's a technology whose time has come, although I can't imagine why. For a while it really looked like people would buy them maybe - it was an actual videophone gadget (I think they even had one on Loveline) as opposed to videoconferencing through your computer which I guess some people actually do. An actual videophone unit.
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I had the Sega channel way back when. It was a Sega cartridge that had a cable connection. You'd plug it into your Genesis and get 20 different games a month. It was really annoying to get Mortal Kombat 3 because they'd split the characters up into two seperate games that you had to download, cutting down on your choices. That and you couldn't save RPGs. But we got specialty games you couldn't get elsewhere: some Tetris knockoff that was really good, and Pong!
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Personally, I was disappointed the segway was such a flop. |
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The videophone is amazing, if only because it is probably the longest-lived failed invention ever. It has cropped up in some working experimental form over and over again since at least 1930, only to be promptly shoved aside each time.
You'd think that after all this time the phone people would have caught on that nobody wants the goddamn thing. BUT! NOOoooooo. Every few years, there it is again. It's getting to be the technological equivalent of the old pull-the-quarter-out-of-your ear trick: no one cares anymore, especially since in this case, we don't even get to keep the quarter. Enough already with the videophone. |
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That and cell phones with text messaging. |
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[quote=Beware of Doug] You'd think that after all this time the phone people would have caught on that nobody wants the goddamn thing.[quote]
It's interesting to note that even in Star Trek, in all its various incarnations, anything resembling a videophone is hardly ever seen. To my recollection, the one landmark SF movie where videophones do figure fairly prominently is 2001: A Space Oddysey. The specific context in which it was used--a father talking to his little girl, is a good example of why one might actually want to have this technology available. You probably don't want to see your boss's face when he calls you at the office, but I imagine most people wouldn't mind seeing their loved ones, and it's odd that this particular application wasn't enough to push the technology further along. |
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My pick's an oldie, but a goodie:
Victor Home Recording units. They offered you the ability to record radio programs for later listening, and were the only method availible for ordinary people in their homes (other than contracting a recording firm) until reel-to-reel tape recorders. However, they had the misfortune to be introduced in October 1930. As a result, they were dead by the late 1930's, due to a lack of customers. |
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1. Where does it run? It's a motor vehicle, but the "rider" is sort of a pedestrian. Many areas won't let it ride on the sidewalk, as it goes too fast, and it could be a mild danger and a significant annoyance to real pedestrians. It's too slow to go on the street. Every area doesn't have bike paths, and even so, bikes go faster, and they won't want you there. 2. No cargo space- when people go places, they want to take things with them- to wrok, your computer that case you've been working on, and shopping- what you;ve bought on the way back. 3. You stand, not sit- and dudes are lazy. But it's #1 that killed it- no use buying something that can't go anywhere! |
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The problem the segway wanted to solve, in my mind, is this last mile problem with personal transport. Say you live a mile away from the train station and the other train station is a mile away from your work. What are your choices for getting to work? You can't drive to the train station because theres nowhere to park there. You can bike there but you can't take the bike onto the train so you'll have to walk at the other end. You can walk to the train station but it's a mile both ways. Finally, you can just give in and drive to work, if you can find a parking spot for less than $10 a day. With a segway, and appropriate infrastructure support, you've solved this problem! The money you save on car support alone well justifies buying a segway, even at $5000. You just ride your segway onto the train and park it in a built in booth, get off the train, ride it to work and park it into a designated employee segway parking lot. And because Americans are so attached to their cars, it's hard to imagine ever doing completely without one. But in Europe, you can do stuff like go shopping and put all your groceries at a designated dropoff point where it will then be delivered to you later in the day. If your computer needs to be repaired, the repairman can pick it up from your house and return it when it's fixed etc. I think the segway was a genuinely viable product that, sadly, never got the support it needed to gain it's full potential. |
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In safety-mad America, you've also got the challenge that a Segway goes fast enough that falling off the thing will injure the rider.
If you hit an obstacle, such as a curb or piece of debris in the road, you go face-first onto the cement after your private parts get thwacked by the handlebar. So very quickly people will be wanting bicycle helmets, elbow pads, etc. And what do you do with all that gear when you get to the store or to school or work? The folks that ride bikes for transport now put up with lugging all that stuff around when they get where they're going, but that's because they're fanatics, or kids with no choice. Putting up with that degree of inconvenience will never be a mainstream American value. Prsonally, I'd like to have one, but more than that I'd like to have a use for one. Sadly, that's just not happening, even in my bike-friendly suburban world with the long commute.
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IMHO the only "problem" the Segway was designed to solve was: "We spent all this money developing a 2-wheel balancing system for the iBOT (electric wheelchair), but the market for those isn't very big. How can we make more money with this technology?" |
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Hell, it costs like 3 grand, and if it rains, you still get wet. Talk about a deal killer. No, what killed it is that the damn thing costs $3,000 plus and won't keep you dry when it rains. Stupid. |
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Toshiba Note Pad
Link:http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1978...Electronics_R2
&hash=item35bb3e3113 I had one of these things-it was net to useless. Looked cool, though |
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Anyway... Nixie Tubes Jet Packs. (Later Bell models, as I remember, not only had a true jet engine, but an endurance time of seven minutes.) Or the Williams Aerial Survey Platform. RCA Videodiscs. Or Phonovision discs. Flamethrowers. (Maybe "went nowhere" is too strong, but they have kind of died out.) The Pedfersen Device |
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Ranchoth: That Phonovision story borders on the sci fi. Imagine - they could record TV (back when there hardly was TV). But they couldn't figure out how to play it back - it was just noise-on-a-record until computer frequency analysis and filtering.
I submit for your approval Thaddeus Cahill's unbelievable Telharmonium. was the first truly electric musical instrument. It was the talk of New York in 1907. By 1908 it had gone broke. By 1912 it was back. Only now, nobody cared. Want your flying (or floating) car? Consider the Aerocar and Amphicar. |
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Phonographic video! I've got "Star Wars" War of the Worlds", "Dracula" and a few more. As with anything, there are collectors around for them. The picture quality was sloigly higher then with a VCR.
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They were an enormous success, and were produced by the multi-millions. They just happened to have a relatively short product life (maybe 2 decades). But before they were displaced by better and cheaper technology, they dominated digital displays. |
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The Segway was just the son of the Sinclair C5; a solution looking for a problem.
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I remember reading an article in some cool magazine (Popular Science?) in the late 70s that showed the inner workings of Polavision.
Never heard of Polavision? It was to home motion picture film what Polaroid cameras were to still photography. Here's a picture. Very cool process, but it came much too late for anyone to be interested; video cameras were already appearing on the consumer market. I have always wanted a Xircom Rex PDA. This was a tidy little pda that was fully built within a PCMCIA card. So small it slips into any pocket. No docking station needed -- just plug it in to the PC card slot. Clearly, it was no good for data entry, but I just want my contacts and my meeting schedule. It's a shame that it died and I am left to carry a Palm device. |
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There was also the Fisher Price PXL-2000 video camera for kids. It used HQ audio cassettes! These things go for BIG money on eBay. I understand film school students lust after them. |
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Tablet Computers
A few major companies released tablet computers in the early nineties. They bombed. Several of them (IIRC including Microsoft) tried again about two years ago. I'd use my tablet pc for some things, but it has no floppy drive and I can't get the data transfer cable to work (I may need to put a Windows 3.1 partition on this computer). Wire Recorders As the name suggests, you could record sound onto wire. Quality wasn't great. You needed a very long cable for more than a few minutes. Then, open reel tape machines debuted. Re Nixie Tubes I love those things. I wish I could pump the gas back in and reseal them. Re Segway The busses here have bike racks on the front. You are allowed to bring a bike onto the train (though I think they may require the purchase of bike permit) Quote:
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*sigh* The Cook and Clean Center
I had a miniscule apartment that had one of these...I owned just enough stuff that I didn't bother putting anything in the cupboards, I just ran the dishwasher every morning as I went to work, and everything was ready when I got home=) Also, can't find any link online, but around 1990 or so, in the Navy Exchange catalog they had a spiffy toy, an appliance you put a washed potato in, and filled a bin with oil, and it would slice and fry potato chips and conveyor belt them out into a paper towel lined plate=) ... sort of a toy like those coffee maker/toasteroven/heating tray thingy that you can find in gizmo catalogs=) |
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The "Echo" communication satellite—basically, a big, metalicized balloon that radio signals were bounced off of. There's just something oddly charming about it.
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Bikes, on the other hand, are limited by their form factor to be a certain size which means even if they weighed nothing, they would still be tricky to take up stairs. |
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Segways are inherently heavier than bikes. Both have two wheels and a drivetrain, but in addition the Segway has a battery and motor. Quote:
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"Engine Failure in Engine 4; Automatic Fuel Shut Off Engaged" To which the pilot that was flying the plane responded by saying something along the lines of - "AHHHH!! HOLY SHIT!! WOMAN ON BOARD" and ejecting promptly, even though the malfunction was not a very serious one. So even such a great haven for useless technologies as the Soviet air force couldn't prevent the demise of wire recording. |
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Ok, this is pretty underwhelming, and not really that cool, but it was when it came out -
Calculator watches. My dad had one of the first kinds that came out. he got it at Radio Schlock. Big and chunky and pretty unattractive, but as a kid it fascinated me because, hey, there was a calculator in it!! And the buttons were so tiny!! Unfortunately, there was something wrong with it and it was far from accurate. I remember one time playing with it and it claimed that 2 + 16 = 28. |
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It is still used in some of the older VTR's, but has been superceded by the internet. |
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The only think I remember about this is one ad that I saw in a magazine about 15 years ago. Also, I don't understand what you mean when you say that it "has been superceded by the internet." Can you program your VTR through the internet? (I'm not talking about TiVo or a PVR - Personal Video Recorder.) |
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They were also a regular part of my kit back when I played Cyberpunk 2020 (pen & paper cyberpunk RPG). Back then I had no idea that they really existed; it just sounded like an awesome idea and damage increased with range. Perfect for a sniper who works at extreme ranges.
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And PDAs are also alive and well, and nearly ubiquitous. They've just got a new name now, and most of them are also phones.
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It is interesting to see how 7 years ago people were complaining about PDAs and Tablets and videophones and e-readers and how they didn't work. Well, it's 2012 and everyone's got one now. Most people aren't using the videophone feature of their phone, but they could it they wanted to. I've used facetime on my iPod touch plenty of times to chat between me, my wife and my kids when the family is separated. But that's the thing. I only want to use facetime with my loved ones. I have no desire to see or be seen by anyone else.
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Years ago, there was an Andy Rooney segment on "60 Minutes" where he demonstrated a really neat gizmo a fan had sent him. It peeled citrus fruit.
It vaguely resembled a potato peeler. You cut through the rind around the equator, inserted the blunt end underneath the peel at the cut, and separated the fruit from the peel. The two halves of the peel would come off, and VOILÁ! A perfect, naked citrus fruit! I said, "I GOTTA have that!" A few years later, I actually found the gizmo. I bought several for gifts. I still have mine around someplace. It DOES take longer to use than doing the traditional peeling. But it is STILL incredibly cool! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvkHOkTZT8 ~VOW |
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Um, Snowboarder:
You work for GSA by any chance? ~VOW |
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Segway may be a mildly sucessful product in absolut terms, but it's a flop relative to the hype before it came out: "100,000 units the first year". "More money in the first year than any startup in history". "As big of deal as a PC"." More important than the internet." And all the hype about how it was going to revolutionize transportation.
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I'd have to say they are more Smokey Stover-esque than Jetson-esque. Two wheels, not none.
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Nthing the PixelVision cameras. I actually had one of these when I was a kid. It was evidently so little known, at least where I was, that I thought I had made the whole thing up until I saw it mentioned on the Dead Media List working notes.
There were lots of audio and video formats that never quite made it. MovieCDs (not Video CDs -- these were for computers, coded in some variant of QuickTime, and the last one I found proudly proclaimed it would work on Windows 3.1), CEDs, Betamax (which did go on to accomplish something on the industrial side, dying out as a consumer format), MiniDisks (which were popular in Asia but died quickly here in the US), SelectaVision (which was holography-based, in 1969), true quadrophonic record albums, and even weirder things. One thing I kind of wish had hung on is the automat. Some of the BoLoCo shops here in Boston have a quasi-automat setup, where you punch an order into a touchscreen near the door and only pick up/pay at the counter. I can understand why they died -- as noted, inflation made it difficult to pay for meals with only coins, and bill acceptors took a very long time to function reliably -- but there's no reason one wouldn't work now that everyone uses magnetic cards to pay for things. Last edited by Arabella Flynn; 05-06-2012 at 08:54 PM. Reason: Can't code. |
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![]() You have to look at net profits over the whole life of the thing, from concept to now. I don't know if that quarter billion is gross, net, or whatever...my point is, just giving a dollar amount in sales does nothing to tell us if it was profitable or not, and if so, by how much. |
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