If Elvis was alive right now?

[don't ask]

An hour ago I was watching TV with my son and after an ad for tomorrow night's Elvis the hosts of Australian Idol came on to ask, "What do you think Elvis woul;d be doing if he was alive right now?" Jordan muttered, "Scratching at the lid of the coffin." And I burst out laughing. Channel 10 should have used that line.

[Mahaloth]

If Elvis was alive today, he'd probably be thinking, "How can I eat the way I do and still be alive? My cholestorol is over 300!"

[twickster]

Elvis is alive right now -- he's curled up in my lap, purring.

Oh, we're not talking about my cat? My bad.

[Annie-Xmas]

He could play the lead in a movie about the last ten years in the life of Marlon Brando

[Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy]

When I first read the thread title that was what I thinking, scratching at the lid of his coffin.

[Stark Raven Mad]

Could have sworn I'd read that in Fight Club.

[ElvisL1ves]

Where did you get the silly notion that he isn't?

[blondebear]

Perhaps he'd have a chain of fast food places that offered fried peanut butter-banana sandwiches?

[Spatial Rift 47]

Originally Posted by Stark Raven Mad

Could have sworn I'd read that in Fight Club.

It was Marilyn Monroe in Fight Club.


So what would Elvis be doing? He'd be chillin' with Marilyn. It's Clawing Night at the Coffin Lounge.