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Old 12-08-2000, 05:18 AM
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Well, it's not much. But since I'm driving into work today rather than taking the train, I don't need to leave quiet as early as usual.

I've checked the traffic reports, and it looks fairly clear, so I'm guessing that I don't need to leave until 6:45, rather than 6:15.

I got up at my usual time, I'm dressed, I look damn fine today, and I have 30 minutes left. It's been so long since I've had any sort of real 'extra' time in my day that I have no idea what to do with it. Bear in mind that were I on the train, the same 30 minutes would be used reading, spacing out, or gaining extra sleep.

I mean, I've checked e-mail, the message boards I normally visit, made a few random posts here and there, and there's still time.

I feel so lost and confused. If I were I guy, I suppose I'd masturbate out of boredom, but I'm not particularly horny at the moment.

Oh well, I'm off to find something to do.
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Old 12-08-2000, 05:56 AM
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Think of Suicide. Why you should, and why you shouldn't. You know, the pros and cons. Even better, write it down on paper. This will make the time pass, and give you alot to think about.
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Old 12-08-2000, 06:03 AM
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Also, you could think about what your self worth is by thinking about who would show up to your funeral.
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