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Old 05-05-2012, 01:41 PM
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Yay, we've been saved from ourselves again!

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Miller (who I believe is a good mod) closed the Walmarticus thread even though posters were having a good time. I know this has been done before but this is tiresome. If you really need to be anal about it, move it MPSIMP and let posters continue to have fun - the thing we come here to do, remember.

But I suppose Twix would save us from ourselves there. Sigh.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:55 PM
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That may have been my fault. I make it a habit of not visiting The Pit. I have posted in 49 threads since I got here that are now in The Pit and a good number of them have been closed for whatever reason.

But since this one looked tame and silly enough I thought I'd break my own rule and see what would happen. I guess I know!

Sorry, y'all!
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:27 PM
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If you really need to be anal about it, move it MPSIMP and let posters continue to have fun - the thing we come here to do, remember.

But I suppose Twix would save us from ourselves there. Sigh.
Yep, because a silly thread there was closed down a few days ago.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:52 PM
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We've all seen it. A bad mood leads to bad modding.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:10 PM
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Are you actually protesting the closing of a thread where the OP says "Nevermind" after giving us nothing but the title? Low standards I can understand, but no standards whatsoever...?

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Old 05-05-2012, 03:43 PM
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Are you actually protesting the closing of a thread where the OP says "Nevermind" after giving us nothing but the title? Low standards I can understand, but no standards whatsoever...?
Protest is a strong word for my OP. I just don't understand those types of closings. This is a message board. People come here for entertainment. What possible harm is there in leaving a thread open where posters are clearly having fun and there is no harm being done? My objection is not this thread in particular but these types of closings in general. Let us have our fun, consarnit!

As a matter of fact, it's always asked in these situations but never answered directly so let me ask it officially:

Mods, how can a thread be "too pointless" if people are participating in it and enjoying themselves? Why not let it sink on it's own accord? What do threads like this hurt by being allowed to remain open? Thank You.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:19 PM
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Closing a thread because it's "too pointless" or "too silly" or "too stupid" means only one thing: the moderators clearly don't have enough to do. Sometimes the point is to not have a point.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:31 PM
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Closing a thread because it's "too pointless" or "too silly" or "too stupid" means only one thing: the moderators clearly don't have enough to do. Sometimes the point is to not have a point.
Much like this thread, I suppose.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:39 PM
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Much like this thread, I suppose.
Or maybe like this one.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:52 PM
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Or maybe like this one.
No. Once again I point out that the OP of the thread in question said nothing more than "Nevermind"-as in "Disregard", "I made a mistake in starting this", "I changed my mind" etc.
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Old 05-06-2012, 12:59 AM
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Or maybe like this one.
Not to mention the icy fear that the thing could take off and go on for, oh, say, 107 pages?

No, really.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:50 PM
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Much like this thread, I suppose.
Not at all. Just because you don't like doesn't mean it doesn't have a point. I'm a member of this community - same as you - and as such, am free to express my opinion of the running of this board in the appropriate forum.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:55 PM
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Post #4 from the MPSIMS rules sticky.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:10 PM
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Blah, blah, blah. Same ol', same ol'. I'm quite aware aware of that post. The thread in the OP doesn't apply to either but that didn't answer my question anyway. It's just the same dodge that's always given.

Let me help you see the relevant question

"What do threads like this hurt by being allowed to remain open?"

Wanna take a swing at a real answer?
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:00 AM
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"What do threads like this hurt by being allowed to remain open?"
Because pointless, frivilous threads create visual noise in the index and dilute the SDMB experience for everyone else.

IMHO people who show a propensity for posting such threads should be slathered in chocolate syrup and slapped with a live mackerel until they cry out the safety word (watermelon) repeatedly and sincerely. That would teach them.

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Old 05-07-2012, 08:52 AM
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Because pointless, frivilous threads create visual noise in the index and dilute the SDMB experience for everyone else.

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We've got to lobby to get the rule forcing people to read every thread changed.

Don't tell anyone, but I ignore threads all the time.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:59 AM
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Don't tell anyone, but I ignore threads all the time.
There's a difference between ignoring threads whose topics don't interest you and facing a forum cluttered with contentless threads. It's not a big deal to ignore threads now, because the rules and the moderation result in a system that make it reasonably clear what you're ignoring. But if threads like the one under discussion here are not killed, then you have a risk of a forum becoming more and more cluttered with obtuse nonsense. At some point, there will be enough junk threads so that it's no longer worth even looking at the forum to find something that might interest you.
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:02 PM
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And if the thread in question were a postcount padding party, that rule would be relevant. (If still dumb, but it's a dope rule so that's not new.)
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:13 PM
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I like that thread! I know that this place is pretty much a nerd herd (I say that lovingly and include myself) but there was something about that thread that had a "last day of school before Xmas break" feel...like it was fun and funNY. Even smart kids need to losen up once in a while...and there, the humor was still smart.

Having had my first 2 threads closed plus numerous personal attacks (no not playing victim) as well as threats to be banned, I found it quite refreshing. Better than name calling or nitpicking a typo or a smily, in my opinion.

(please don't ban me for posting this!)
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:13 PM
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I'm not a mod, but I would guess that the danger is in a number of useless/pointless threads being created/bumped/posted in at the same time, and pushing actual content off of the front page of the forum thread list. One might not be annoying (to you). Ten probably are.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:35 PM
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I'm not a mod, but I would guess that the danger is in a number of useless/pointless threads being created/bumped/posted in at the same time, and pushing actual content off of the front page of the forum thread list. One might not be annoying (to you). Ten probably are.
If there's enough of a community to make 10 viable goofy threads all at the top of the forum page then they're the actual content.

Czarcasm, if posting never mind stripped all the meaning from the thread, it would have had 0 replies and disappeared into the bowels of the forum. Since it didn't, clearly it meant something to someone.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:38 PM
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If there's enough of a community to make 10 viable goofy threads all at the top of the forum page then they're the actual content.

Czarcasm, if posting never mind stripped all the meaning from the thread, it would have had 0 replies and disappeared into the bowels of the forum. Since it didn't, clearly it meant something to someone.
Clearly it meant something different to each poster, which means that the title of the thread didn't make it clear what the thread was about which is, once again, against the rules.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:44 PM
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Clearly it meant something different to each poster, which means that the title of the thread didn't make it clear what the thread was about which is, once again, against the rules.
What's wrong with something meaning different things to different people? It's clear enough that she had something to say about the poster Walmarticus although, what that was, I couldn't tell you. What you have failed to do, however, is explain in a satisfactory manner why one must rely on the title to provide necessary context instead of the OP and why when it's clear that posters are ok with that lack of context, the moderators feel it necessary to close the thread anyway.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:48 PM
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What's wrong with something meaning different things to different people? It's clear enough that she had something to say about the poster Walmarticus although, what that was, I couldn't tell you. What you have failed to do, however, is explain in a satisfactory manner why one must rely on the title to provide necessary context instead of the OP and why when it's clear that posters are ok with that lack of context, the moderators feel it necessary to close the thread anyway.
I'm not going to explain to you why the thread's title should have something to do with the thread, because it is self frakkin' evident.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:22 PM
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The OP removed any content or meaning of the thread when he posted nothing more than "Nevermind". Threads with no content or meaning get closed. That what it says in the rules you agreed to.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:25 PM
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The OP removed any content or meaning of the thread when he posted nothing more than "Nevermind". Threads with no content or meaning get closed. That what it says in the rules you agreed to.
Yeah, I didn't think so.


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Old 05-05-2012, 05:35 PM
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
This is a moderated board, but apparently you don't like that fact. I happen to think that getting a sense of what a thread is about by looking at the title is pretty damn handy, but you seem to think that turning the whole MPSIMS into some sort of unmoderated free-association game would be fine and dandy. To each his(or her) own, but I think that such a forum would look like shit.
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:38 PM
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This is a moderated board, but apparently you don't like that fact. I happen to think that getting a sense of what a thread is about by looking at the title is pretty damn handy, but you seem to think that turning the whole MPSIMS into some sort of unmoderated free-association game would be fine and dandy. To each his(or her) own, but I think that such a forum would look like shit.
Over-react much? Apparently the only way you can feel good about your position is by putting words in my mouth.

*I like this board.
*I like that it's moderated.
*I like the moderator of the thread mentioned in the OP.
*Sometimes threads take on a life of their own regardless of the OP.
*Your own OP mentioned in post 8 failed to meet the rules you quoted in post 12, yet amazingly it didn't bring the board to it's knees. No one used it to post-pad, it just sank away and all remained right with the world.

You can continue to rail "but it's a RULE!!! all you want but it doesn't answer the question of why. There used to be a 'rule' about instantly closing zombie threads. People voiced objections and the 'rule' was relaxed. That's how things can work, that's what this forum is for. Surely you can understand that... right?
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:26 AM
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I happen to think that getting a sense of what a thread is about by looking at the title is pretty damn handy...
I see that you need to be reminded of this thread of yours, once again.

But I agree: I too think it'd be nice if you followed your own advice.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:40 PM
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Moderation is useful for eliminating spammers and handling poster disputes. Moderation is not useful when it attempts to change the tenor of the board. There's no reason to assume that allowing the walmarticus thread to remain open would have turned MPSIMS into any more of a free-association game than it already is and if it did, then it's because the community in aggregate wanted it to be that way.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:41 PM
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Here's a little test: Who here(besides the OP) can tell me what jali had in mind when he posted that thread?
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:51 PM
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Here's a little test: Who here(besides the OP) can tell me what jali had in mind when he posted that thread?
Is that the only standard? The OP is only one post in the thread, which you closed in its entirety. A bad OP might be part of a good thread.
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Old 05-05-2012, 05:54 PM
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Is that the only standard? The OP is only one post in the thread, which you closed in its entirety. A bad OP might be part of a good thread.
1. I didn't close anything.
2. The OP wasn't good or bad-it wasn't there!. It seems that jali was going to post something, then changed his mind, posted "nevermind" instead, and walked away from it.
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Old 05-06-2012, 08:00 AM
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Here's a little test: Who here(besides the OP) can tell me what jali had in mind when he posted that thread?
What do I win if I tell?
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Old 05-06-2012, 12:10 PM
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never mind.

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Old 05-06-2012, 12:14 PM
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never mind.
You're trying to get this thread closed, aren't you!
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Old 05-06-2012, 12:19 PM
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You're trying to get this thread closed, aren't you!
Or moved to MPSIMS.
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Old 05-06-2012, 12:46 PM
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You're trying to get this thread closed, aren't you!
Yes.









But seriously, I had something to say, but changed my mind, just like the OP of the thread in question. I didn't realize I had accidentally made a joke, although, granted, a poor one.
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:32 PM
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So, miller gets the props and votes in the mod contest, right? I hate that guy. No one ever says he's an asshole.

Ed, I want my vote back. ............
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:49 PM
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What the hell, if a thread is active, good topic or not, why not let it breath? It's not like it's sucking the life out of a kitten somewhere.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:01 PM
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What the hell, if a thread is active, good topic or not, why not let it breath? It's not like it's sucking the life out of a kitten somewhere.
You really don't understand how the internet works do you?
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:04 PM
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You really don't understand how the internet works do you?
OK, that was funny.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:06 PM
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Not that it really changes the discussion much, but just to keep our pronouns straight, Jali's a she.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:13 PM
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Czarcasm isn't a moderator, so don't waste lifespan arguing over this with him further. He has no authority to lock or unlock threads, nor do his interpretations of rules carry any particular weight.
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Old 05-05-2012, 07:18 PM
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Czarcasm isn't a moderator, so don't waste lifespan arguing over this with him further. He has no authority to lock or unlock threads, nor do his interpretations of rules carry any particular weight.
Equal weight with everyone else posting here, including you. Right?
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:10 PM
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Equal weight with everyone else posting here, including you. Right?
Yeah, but I'm not the guy running his mouth like he speaks ex cathedra on board matters in this thread. You are.
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:17 PM
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Yeah, but I'm not the guy running his mouth like he speaks ex cathedra on board matters in this thread. You are.
If you think my opinion is wrong, tell me why you think so.
If you think I'm junior modding, report me.
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:38 PM
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:48 PM
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Just my modly 0.02 here, since I'm not a Pit mod and didn't close the thing — I would have closed such a thread in IMHO, but left it open in MPSIMS. Probably Marley would tell you the same thing. If people are having fun in MPSIMS, even though it was basically content-free, there's not a big problem there, to me, if people are being clever and having fun with it. But the other forums, eh, it's a bit of a problem. They're set up to discuss stuff, debate stuff, have questions answered, and blow off steam. If there's content-free threads allowed there, then we aren't really upholding the standards we set out to have.

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Old 05-05-2012, 08:51 PM
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I vote for closing pointless threads.
A contender! I'm not advocating opening the thread in question, that would be silly but I would be interested in your opinion of what is the harm in leaving them open in general.

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You haven't given an opinion of what harm they cause, you just keep saying it's against the rules.
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