The Spoiler Thread

[mister nyx]

Jeff Winger is Harry Potter's father.

[panache45]

It's a cookbook.

[Toucanna]

It's the name of a sled he had as a child.

[OtakuLoki]

The girl gets thrown out of the spaceship.

[scabpicker]

Soylent Green is people.

[NDP]

She's her sister and her daughter.

[SunSandSuffering]

Bruce Willis died at the beginning and was a ghost all along.

[Tom Scud]

Originally Posted by SunSandSuffering

Bruce Willis died at the beginning and was a ghost all along.

You bastard! Now I'll never be able to watch DIE HARD unspoiled!

[SunSandSuffering]

It's just future Earth, not an alien planet populated by apes.

[Kobal2]

Tyler is the narrator's own id, hallucinated.

[Achren]

It was him all along.

[AK84]

Tyrion kills Tywin. In the Privy. With a sword to the gut.

[Barkis is Willin']

Originally Posted by AK84

Tyrion kills Tywin. In the Privy. With a sword to the gut.

Crossbow, wasn't it?

[ThelmaLou]

Sherlock Holmes didn't die at the Riechenbach Falls.

[Zeldar]

Norman is pretending to be his mother. She's been dead a long time.

[C K Dexter Haven]

Luke and Leia thought they were twins, but actually they were triplets. That scene from STAR WARS III is to be re-edited when they release STAR WARS VII and unveil the third sibling (also powerful in the force) named Larry.

Larry has been working with a guy named Moe and

SPOILER:

Hey, I just wanted to note that the OP was NOT a real plot device, unlike all those that have followed.

[NoClueBoy]

IT * WAS * THE * DUKES!


Frodo lives!


He really doesn't walk that way.


The ex place kicker for the Miami Dolphins is a cross dresser.

[needscoffee]

His/her twin has actually been dead for a long time and guilt is causing him/her to pretend he/she is still alive.

[kunilou]

It was a corrupt developer dressed up as a ghost to scare everyone away. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!

[Scumpup]

Sephiroth was already dead and it was all Jenova.

[Chefguy]

Old Yeller gets shot at the end.

Shane doesn't come back.

Schindler frees the Jews.

[Ethilrist]

He gets saved. Everybody else dies, though.

[Sigmagirl]

Veda shot Monty.

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

The chick was a dude.

[drastic_quench]

Ras al Ghul has been resurrected via the Lazarus Pit and is revealed to be the mastermind villain, in a role reprised by Liam Neeson, in The Dark Knight Rises. A younger actor will play Ras in a flashback.

[drastic_quench]

Lola is a man in drag.

It turns out, ultimately, it is Slim you don't want to mess around with.

Amos Moses killed the sheriff and hid his corpse in a gator infested swamp.

The singer reveals that she was the one who killed Andy and that she had also previously killed her promiscuous sister-in-law and disposed of her body.

[The Other Waldo Pepper]

Rocky loses the title fight. Rocky wins the rematch. Rocky loses the title but wins the rematch. Rocky beats Communism. Rocky wins a street fight. The champ beats Rocky.

[Chefguy]

The cyborg from the future gets crushed by a huge press machine.

The other cyborg from the future gets melted in a molten vat.

The ugly alien hunter gets crushed by a giant tree, then blown up with its own nuclear device.

[silenus]

He's not left-handed either.

[JohnT]

When Jesus resurrected, he looked down at himself, saw the still-extant sword injury, screamed "What the fuck!?!" and fainted.

The dad was right: Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the bridge because he was a damned fool.

[Loopus]

It was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the revolver.

[Snickers]

He was a toon all along.

[Lord Il Palazzo]

The narrator was the murderer. He glossed over a few things he did, but never actually lied to readers.

One of the victims (the sixth) was actually the murderer and faked his own death.

All of the suspects were in on it together.

The third victim's brother was the killer. He killed the others to hide his motive.

[JSexton]

Hockney stole the truck.

[MadTheSwine]

The boat sinks.

[BlinkingDuck]

The Krell shouldn't have built the machine to make matter out of thought as the Krell have a subconcious which causes problems.

[Wargamer]

The jewel was in her pocket all along!

[Wargamer]

Oh, and the guy with the big sword in the market? Indy just shoots him.

[TruCelt]

Rocky loses; but it's really a win, for reasons only the testosterone-addled understand.


Fred decides he can surely out-think the stock market, quickly betting himself into homelessness on "junk bonds." Velma finds him dirty and crack-addicted, cleans him up and marries him, only to have a washed-up Daphne beg for the job of housekeeper in their Madison Avenue home, where the two sleep together behind Velma's back. Velma finds out when their love-child is fourteen years old. . . and something about being Governor. . .

[BwanaBob]

I threw those pies - heh heh heh heh heh heh...

Points to whoever gets this one.

[NoClueBoy]

He's actually dead. And only that freaked out kid can see him.

[cochrane]

Spock dies.

Scrappy-Doo was the real villain.

[NoClueBoy]

We ARE smart.

The explosion he caused almost a billion years ago is what started life on Earth in the first place.

Spock lives.

[KneadToKnow]

She made a pie out of poo.

[Scumpup]

It was only decades later, after her death, that they found out Eleanor was actually a woman.

[NoClueBoy]

The cops ate the evidence of the murder. (secret's in the sauce)

[Intergalactic Gladiator]

Baltimore gets nuked, but everyone gets to go see football in Washington at the end.

[NDP]

The falcon's a fake.

[Rain Soaked]

In the end, the mouse wants yet another cookie.

[NoClueBoy]

The mouse got stupid again and then died.