What is a striper service?

[core_dump]

I was going through my local rural paper and came across this advertisement for Tracy's Striper Service.

I will spare you the details but she got awfully upset with me on the phone.

Now what on earth is a striping service?

[FrankJBN]

Often it is a company that paints stripes in parking lots and on streets.

[Shagnasty]

Originally Posted by FrankJBN

Often it is a company that paints stripes in parking lots and on streets.

If you need your parking lot painted, do not call Cherry from the Yellow Pages like I did once. She charges by the minute, dresses completely inappropriately for manual labor, and can't paint a straight line to save her life.

[core_dump]

Originally Posted by Shagnasty

If you need your parking lot painted, do not call Cherry from the Yellow Pages like I did once. She charges by the minute, dresses completely inappropriately for manual labor, and can't paint a straight line to save her life.

Cherry, meet Tracy.

Well all I can say is, I'm sure as he** not gonna pay what that woman was wanting just to paint lines on no damn parkin' lot! I mean I knew I was getting into the devil, but this is unreal.

[Colophon]

This explains that really disappointing bachelor party I once went to.

[Colophon]

So when you called Tracy, did you ask her how much to do the whole street, or did you just want her to do a quick job in the car park outside the office?

[core_dump]

See, this is just the kinda thing I'm talking about....

I called her up again, impersonating a fat guy:
"Tracy's, can I help you?"
"Yeay, I need some striping maam, I think"
"How many square feet, sir"
"Huh? Oh hold on I'll check. (Billy, fetch me that tape!)"
"*line dead*"

Somebody on here has NOT beed nice to them! I don't believe for a second that parking los are gonna cause all this. Not for ONE second.

[ducati]

Originally Posted by core_dump

I called her up again, impersonating a fat guy

How does one do that exactly? Breathe heavily as though you just tied your shoe?

[Dogzilla]

Originally Posted by ducati

How does one do that exactly? Breathe heavily as though you just tied your shoe?

He crunches Doritos into the phone as he's breathing heavily.

What, you never get crank calls?

[Sattua]

Aren't those the people who volunteer in hospitals and walk around bringing you snacks and water and stuff?

[core_dump]

Originally Posted by Sattua

Aren't those the people who volunteer in hospitals and walk around bringing you snacks and water and stuff?

AHhhh, you have have it right there. "Pops" I don think they've done that since dubya-dubya II? I like your style though, and I like the cig chicks.

[Docta G]

It's a lot like a Lapp dance.

[Szlater]

Originally Posted by Docta G

It's a lot like a Lapp dance.

Lapp dancing is quite repetitive, very Sami.

[Doug K.]

Fishing guides, of course!

[simster]

First thought - Fishing guides.

[Gagundathar]

I'm sorry, the preferred munchies of fat guys is now Cheetos.
I read it in my friend's newsletter.
Not that I am fat.
I just proofread it for him.
We send out dittos of it using this really cool automated mailing list that addresses the envelopes for you.

So, not Doritos, but Cheetos.

Just a gentle correction.

[Dogzilla]

Originally Posted by Gagundathar

I'm sorry, the preferred munchies of fat guys is now Cheetos.
I read it in my friend's newsletter.
Not that I am fat.
I just proofread it for him.
We send out dittos of it using this really cool automated mailing list that addresses the envelopes for you.

So, not Doritos, but Cheetos.

Just a gentle correction.

I appreciate your gentle correction. How can one tell the difference audibly?

[Ambivalid]

It's the name on the ad created by the independent, ambitious stripper who has decided to go her own way and branch out from the club scene.

[needscoffee]

Originally Posted by Ambivalid

What is a striper service?

It's the name on the ad created by the independent, ambitious stripper who has decided to go her own way and branch out from the club scene.

No, that would be Striper Service's.

[ducati]

Ahhh - like lap dance's for $10?

[Really Not All That Bright]

It involves illiterate tits. Seriously, though, it's a pavement marking company.