Web economy B.S. generator, or you too can speak geek

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IT professionals.

Tired of cyber-geeks laughing at your vocabulary? Want to impress the bosses?

Use this, and the next time you’re in a meeting and some suit asks what you accomplished this week, you won’t have to sheepishly admit “I wrote a ‘Billable Freight Report’ and fixed a bug in the commission program.” You can proudly look them in the eye and say: “I synergized real-time convergence while empowering extensible systems and morphing proactive functionalities.”

I plan to use it this very afternoon.