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Old 05-01-2001, 10:29 PM
magdalene magdalene is offline
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Everyone get your ass in here and wish our favorite surly loudmouthed Republican and advice columnist a happy 34th.

Please, no cyberhugs. Spankings cheerfully enjoyed, however.

If he ever gets back to Chicago (cough), I'll buy him a birthday beer. You heard it here first.
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Old 05-01-2001, 10:37 PM
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Happy birthday, Milo! Let's have a few drinks and mourn the quick exits of our hockey teams from the playoffs...

And then I'll spank you.
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Old 05-01-2001, 10:51 PM
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Milo's birthday , woohoo ! What, no hugs ?


::gives Milo's ass a nice grab and squeeze:: Heh, it's not a hug but it felt almost as good, it's not a spanking either but since Falc already covered that what's a girl gonna do ?
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Old 05-01-2001, 10:58 PM
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Thanks, ladies!

My birthday isn't for another seven minutes, but spank and squeeze away.

('Yesha - could you tell I've been playing hockey for the past 8 months? Buns of Steel! Abs of Labatts!)
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Old 05-01-2001, 11:04 PM
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Happy Birthday, Milo!

I know I said I wasn't flirting with you anymore but since it's your birthday, <smooch>
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Old 05-01-2001, 11:19 PM
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Happy birthday, Milo!

So, how many birthdays punches is this...60? 90? Give or take a couple years...
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Old 05-01-2001, 11:30 PM
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Have a great one, Milo!
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Old 05-02-2001, 12:07 AM
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Happy Birthday, Milo!

Have a wonderful day, and an even better year!

Scotti
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Old 05-02-2001, 12:21 AM
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Happy Birthday, Milo!

Party hearty and live it up.
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Old 05-02-2001, 05:49 AM
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Happy birthday, my friend. Why don't ya take the day off and go beat up a liberal, or two?
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Old 05-02-2001, 09:30 AM
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Happy birthday, my friend. Why don't ya take the day off and go beat up a liberal, or two?
Ouch, Ouch, cut it out!

::mutter mutter he didn't say beat me up, mutter mutter::

Happy b'day (my son, if I let him live, will be 17 tomorrow, so I'll always remember you're b'day)
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Old 05-02-2001, 09:50 AM
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Happy Birthday Milo! Hope your birthday kicks off a great summer.

(You'll need it, cuz when summer ends you'll have to watch the Lions again )
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Old 05-02-2001, 11:06 AM
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Have a great day, Mr. Milo!
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Old 05-02-2001, 11:20 AM
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Happy birthday, Milo, you six pack havin', hockey playing sexual powerhouse.

jarbaby
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Old 05-02-2001, 11:31 AM
Milossarian Milossarian is offline
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Why don't ya take the day off and go beat up a liberal, or two?

I never mix my party with my parties.

And as far as taking the day off, not only am I "working" today (I use that term loosely), but I have to work tonight.

But a happy Dos de Mayo to all!
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Old 05-02-2001, 04:36 PM
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Milo, have a happy damned birthday. Work or no work.

What was the stand on ass-pinching? Did I miss it, or was it not mentioned in the guidelines? flexes index finger and thumb lasciviously yet menacingly
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Old 05-02-2001, 04:49 PM
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Happy Birthday!

Assume the position!
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Old 05-02-2001, 05:24 PM
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Happy Birthday, Milo!

You can crash on my couch again any time you like!
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Old 05-02-2001, 05:28 PM
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Ooh! I almost missed this! Happy Birthday Milo. Are you coming to Dopapalooza?
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Old 05-02-2001, 05:34 PM
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Happy Bday, Milo.
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Old 05-02-2001, 10:16 PM
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OHHHH I would walk five thousand Milos,
AND I would would walk five thousand more!!...
Just to be the one that walked five thousand Milo's...'

To wish you a Happy, albeit LATE, Birthday!!

Hope all your wishes come true.
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