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Old 11-08-2013, 01:46 PM
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Meet Mr. Balls, Brazil’s Disturbing New Testicular Cancer Mascot

This looks like it fits here:

http://digitaldeconstruction.com/mee.../#.Un0Jssso7qA

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A Brazilian testicular cancer awareness group has created a mascot for the cause that is beyond disturbing.

Say hello to Mr. Balls, or “Senhor Testiculo”, the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum that will cause a lifetime of nightmares for anyone who lays eyes on him.

The little curly hairs are an especially nice touch.
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:49 PM
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A scrotum that has teeth?

At least it wasn't colon cancer.
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:40 PM
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A scrotum that has teeth?
Teratoma! Teratoma!
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:54 PM
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The Brazil nut wasn't good enough?
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Old 11-08-2013, 02:22 PM
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...the wide-eyed, dual-toothed, rosy-cheeked, mole-sporting scrotum...
Those aren't cheeks!


(clicks on link)

No, wait, I guess they are.
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Old 11-08-2013, 02:43 PM
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Er, coming hard (to coin a phrase) on the heels of TV adverts for Duluth Trading Company's "Ballroom" jeans, the world suddenly seems to be, er, embracing the testicle.
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:02 PM
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Previous thread. Though I'm amazed it hasn't been revealed as a hoax over the past 5 months.
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:04 PM
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Er, coming hard (to coin a phrase) on the heels of TV adverts for Duluth Trading Company's "Ballroom" jeans, the world suddenly seems to be, er, embracing the testicle.
Loosly embracing it, according to that commercial.

Don't get cold water on that costume. It'll shrink.

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Old 11-08-2013, 05:43 PM
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Lolololol!
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Old 11-09-2013, 01:51 AM
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I think aceplace57 called it right the first time. It's just Sponge Bob, what he'll look like in his senior years.
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