TMI Thread, anyone?

[Electric Warrior]

It's been a while since we've had a TMI thread, so I hereby declare this the new one, because I want to share something that I don't think would be appropriate for otherwise unmarked conversation. I might as well invite everyone else to my party, don't you think?

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Last night I had a really awesome dream. I was on vacation with my family, and we had gone to some sort of place that I don't remember particularly well. While I was there, I saw a really lovely girl, with wavy brown hair down to her chin and a serene smile. I think we were on some sort of amusement park ride (hey, it's a dream), and on an impulse, I reached out and took her hand. She smiled at me and held on.

Apparently there was to be some sort of awards ceremony, but I needed to wait downstairs with some other folks in my age group (I'm in college). The girl (Girl 1) was among them, and we met her friend, a similarly beautiful girl (Girl 2) with tan skin and long dark hair. Not wanting to make Girl 2 jealous, Girl 1 and I sat down to talk with her, and after a while she offered us all some little red pills. In real life I have never touched drugs, but again, it was a dream. We took the pills. Suddenly everything went all Technicolor and, bizarrely, sparkly. And I leaned in close and kissed Girl 1. Pretty soon all three of us were kissing and touching each other's faces.

The effect of the pills wore off after a while and we went back upstairs, where I won an award incidentally, but while I was waiting I sat next to Girl 1 and took her hand again. She pulled my hand into her lap. Apparently while sober she was actually not attracted to women, but we were sitting next to her homophobic sister and she wanted to mess with her head. Besides, what's the harm in trying something once? She moved my hand between her legs, and her pants were so tight that I could feel just about everything. I rubbed her with my hand for a few minutes, until she shrugged and shook her head. Not her thing, I guess, but hey, at least I got the chance!

And then I woke up. No idea where that dream came from, but it sure did make me happy.

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