I just dreamed that Art Tatum taught me how to play Boots Randolph tunes on the guitar.

[Ogre]

And one David Garza song, which Tatum performed in an indie rock style after firing his band, because they were stepping all over his performance. This was, naturally, after I had been to a Boy Scout camporee (during which everyone got pissed with the BSA and left). I walked into a guitar shop and noticed that Tatum was giving an in-store concert (he died in 1956). When I walked over, Tatum had his laptop open and was checking Facebook, and he showed me that my friend Mindy had just posted nude photos to her page.