So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)?

[Sampiro]

For those not familiar with the legend, some porn stars derive their names from a system:

First name: the name of the first pet you ever had

Surname: the name of the first street you lived on

I honestly have no idea if any porn star ever actually used this, but it's somewhere between an urban legend and a tradition.

Obviously you have to make some adjustments; if I went with the above my porn name would be

War Eagle Rural Route One

which doesn't really work, so I go with the first pet who had a male/human name and the first street that could conceivably be a surname, which would make me

Dudley Calmar

What would yours be?