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Old 12-08-2009, 08:02 PM
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:00 PM
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Contemporary division:
Christina Hendricks
Kate Nash
Regina Spektor
Zooey Deschanel
Jenny Lewis
(what can I say, I love the redheads)

Historical division:
Myrna Loy (early 30s)
Greer Garson (early 40s)
Susan Hayward (late 40s)
Doris Day (late 50s)
Maureen McCormick (whenever she became legal)
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:02 PM
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Kelly Clarkson and Mariah Carey. Mariah before she got all skinny, as well as Jennifer Love Hewitt!
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:03 PM
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My wife is wondering what Tiger has that is so special. Aside from his wallet!
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:13 PM
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Evangeline Lilly...

...are those pics I found on google images really her? Yowsers!
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:16 PM
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Bjork
Britney Spears
Michelle Wie

There are some "artistic" nude pictures of Bjork out there but they're not explicit enough.
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Old 12-08-2009, 10:30 PM
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Get real. Nudity isn't allowed here and not every celebrity has done something resembling nudity. Flattering pictures are much easier to come by. Did you read my post at all? The point was to show the body of people we want to see the rest of.

Your other point is worthless also. If you know how to find non-nude pictures, you can find nude pictures, thus eliminating any requirement for people linking at all. I just did more legwork in that post than you will for your next ten. Just trying to give people a little somethin' nice to look at without having to go hunt it down themselves.



Yeah I know, same here.

My quality of the pictures I was accepting towards the end started to slip because I had a freaking huge headache by that point and just wanted to get it finished.

Please accept my apologies.
Accepted. Very accepted.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:19 AM
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I'd like to see Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton naked in an anti-promiscuity public service announcement.*

No one would be in the mood for years.



*well, not actually see the ad.
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:22 AM
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Sophia Bush and Elisha Cuthbert. Get to work, C_I_B!
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Old 12-09-2009, 12:55 PM
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:03 PM
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I just opened a sort of complementary thread to this one: Let's rate pics of beautiful but anonymous people (another objectifying Rhymer thread)
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:14 PM
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Sarah Palin

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The Little Green Women from Mars
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:42 PM
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Christina Hendricks (Note the URL in the second link )

Kate Nash

Regina Spektor (Does she sell insurance? I know it's not the same woman, but damn!)

Zooey Deschanel

Jenny Lewis

Myrna Loy

Greer Garson

Susan Hayward

Doris Day

Maureen McCormick (NSFW)

Kelly Clarkson

Mariah Carey

Jennifer Love Hewitt (See my post in the last page for three more)

Tiger Woods (He has some decent arms I guess)

Bjork

Britney Spears

Michelle Wie

Dick Cheney and his bitch (NSFW)

Brain Bleach

Sophia Bush

Elisha Cuthbert

Sarah Palin (Don't say they're fake you humorless killjoy prudes, no shit they're fake but this is all she's good for)
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:46 PM
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Ziyi Zhang
Jeon Ji-hyun
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:53 PM
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Ziyi Zhang

Jeon Ji-hyun
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Old 12-09-2009, 01:55 PM
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Too many to list; I'll just keep it to women who show up on TV news talk.

Rachel Sklar, mediaite.com
Margaret Brennan, Bloomberg News
Chrystia Freeland, The Financial Times
Janice Lieberman, NBC consumer advocate
Kirsten Powers, Fox News token Democrat
Katrina Szish, Instyle media buzz person

three dark horses:
Julie Mason, Washington Post pundit
Lisa Bloom, TV lawyer
Joan Walsh, editor of Salon.com

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Old 12-09-2009, 02:01 PM
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I saw an A-list celebrity naked once. My g.f. thinks he is very very attractive naked. I must say, he was in good shape. We were invited to hang out with him and some of his "people" at a beach side park one weekend. Because it was a personal invite, i don't want to disclose his identity. I will say, some of the images of the naked women with him as they ran into the surf stay with me to this day.
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Old 12-09-2009, 02:10 PM
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Rachel Sklar

Margaret Brennan

Christia Freeland

Janice Lieberman

Kirsten Powers

Katrina Szish

Julie Mason

Lisa Bloom?

Joan Walsh?
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Old 12-09-2009, 02:27 PM
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Nice pins, doncha think? Another look.

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Joan Walsh?
Doesn't do her justice. She's better on the tube.
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Old 12-09-2009, 02:33 PM
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the pope.
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Old 12-09-2009, 03:34 PM
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The following took more than an hour:

Tea Leoni
I can't believe that no one has corrected this yet. The picture above is Sophie Monk, as even noted in the URL, and not Tea Leoni.
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Old 12-09-2009, 04:58 PM
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2 whole pages and we've got a Mae West request, but no love for Jennifer Connelly?

NSFW when you fix the URL.

Her role in Mulholland Falls was quite revealing...
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Old 12-09-2009, 05:17 PM
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I watch too much TV, so I'd like to see some TV starlets in the buff.

Katee Sackhoff
Kaley Cuoco
Miracle Laurie
Yvonne Strahovski
Sarah Lancaster
Cobie Smulders
Julie Bowen
Sarah Chalke
Rachel Bilson
Olivia Munn
Morgan Webb
Cheryl Burke
Julianne Hough
Carrie Ann Inaba
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Old 12-09-2009, 05:19 PM
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I can't believe that no one has corrected this yet. The picture above is Sophie Monk, as even noted in the URL, and not Tea Leoni.
Further proof no one reads my posts no matter how many gorgeous women I link to.
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Old 12-09-2009, 05:43 PM
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A boob by any other name would taste as sweet.
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Old 12-09-2009, 05:59 PM
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Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:51 PM
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I think most of us know how to find non-nude pics that are already out there.
Well, I think the point was it would be a lot easier if each person who posts 2-3 names would also provide links to pics of those 2-3 people, rather than making everybody who reads the thread do a search on every single unlinked name in the thread.

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For her non-nude, I prefer this: Michelle
Maybe it's just me, but she seems to have sort of a Shelly Long thing going on. But sexier.

Already mentioned, but I'll second Kaley Cuoco.
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Old 12-09-2009, 07:08 PM
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We've forgotten Lindsay Lohan. That girl is pure sex. I don't care what she does, that girl can do no wrong.

Reasons I love the internet:
http:/www.starcelebs.com/celebs/lindsay_lohan.shtml

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Old 12-09-2009, 07:12 PM
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To take this thread in a slightly...other...direction, I would, out of sheer, morbid curiosity, like to see the following men naked, to make a determination regarding whether or not the carpet matches the drapes, if you will:

Roy Orbison
Donald Trump
Jim Traficant
and most of all,
Bob Ross.
I understand your reasoning, but this is just . . . wrong.
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Old 12-09-2009, 07:15 PM
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Orlando Bloom

Zac Efron (such a cradle robber)

David Cook


Anyone familiar with the Celebrity Nudity Database? Since it may or may not be safe for work (depends on what graphics are up that day) I'll say it's at cndb dot com.

The following google search

he's naked site: omgblog.com

has lots of nude male celebrities stills. (They're the one that first posted Daniel Radcliffe and Johnny Galecki pics among others.)

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Old 12-09-2009, 08:24 PM
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The top three, off the top of my head:
Kaley Cuoco
Kari Byron
Allyson Hannigan

Oh, and Tori Amos, let's say circa 1999.
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Old 12-09-2009, 08:27 PM
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Kim Jong-Il
Winston Churchill
Gene Rayburn
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:39 PM
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Neko Case
Mary Louise Parker
Kristen Bell
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Old 12-09-2009, 11:47 PM
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Katherine Heigl and Elizabeth Banks

Mostly because I'm so annoyed at these two appearing in sex comedies Knocked Up and Zack and Miri Make a Porno - and resolutely refusing to appear topless. L-shaped sheets abound! Sex scenes featuring fully clothed people!

Heigl even has some cockamamie theory that appearing naked makes it impossible to get laughs. Bullshit. Julianne Moore did full frontal nudity in The Big Lebowski delivered hilarious lines at the same time.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:47 AM
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If I could just see Josh Holloway nekkid, in my bed, I could die happy.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:50 AM
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Heigl even has some cockamamie theory that appearing naked makes it impossible to get laughs. Bullshit. Julianne Moore did full frontal nudity in The Big Lebowski delivered hilarious lines at the same time.
Also, Moore did lower frontal in Short Cuts proving she is a natural redhead.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:52 AM
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Which they talk about in Knocked Up, ironically enough.
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Old 12-10-2009, 06:26 AM
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Daniel Craig
Clive Owen
George Clooney
there is a nude of Daniel Craig, google daniel Craig nude bathtub
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:02 AM
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Not yet mentioned in this thread (unless I missed it):
Mila Kunis
Molly Sims
Aisha Tyler
Jenna Elfman
Salma Hayak
Rashida Jones
Taylor Swift

Mentioned, but worth a "Hell Yeah!!":
Beyonce
Scarlett Johannsen
Yvonne Strahovski
Jessica Alba
Catherine Zeta Jones
Elisha Cuthbert

Seen naked (or at least topless) but I'll take more, please and thank you:
Halle Berry
Marisa Tomei
Stacy Dash
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Old 12-10-2009, 08:54 AM
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If I could just see Josh Holloway nekkid, in my bed, I could die happy.
Oh God, with you on that. Can Evangaline Lily come too?

My List:
Karl Urban
Jensen Ackles
Jared Padaleki
Jamie Lee Curtis (you know why)
Michael Clark Duncan (breaking out the tape measure for this one)
Cate Blanchette
Nostalgia Chick
Robert Downey Jr.
deforest kelley, in his youth (shut up, i have a crush, i don't know why)
Amber Bensen
Hugh Laurie
Stephen Fry (standing next to Hugh Laurie, because I like it when they do everything together).
Bradley Cooper

Some of these names are probably spelled wrong.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:57 AM
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Um, link?

Watching football the other night, I commented to my husband that it'd be more fun if the players were naked. Hubby says "What about injuries?" "Okay. They can wear helmets and shoulder pads."

Troy Polamalu is seriously hot.
ewww... remember for every every five 'good body' types (2 ends, 4 backs), you have 5 front linemen that you probably wouldn't want to see naked.

Not a great ratio if you ask me.
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:07 AM
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chicks on Glee
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:10 AM
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Contemporary division:
Christina Hendricks
Kate Nash
Regina Spektor
Zooey Deschanel
Jenny Lewis
(what can I say, I love the redheads)

Historical division:
Myrna Loy (early 30s)
Greer Garson (early 40s)
Susan Hayward (late 40s)
Doris Day (late 50s)
Maureen McCormick (whenever she became legal)
I forget which Thin Man it is, but Myrna has a see-through blouse on, and you can see there ain't nothin underneath....

My votes (and I've already asked for forgiveness):

Maureen McCormick (When she was 21)
Ann-Margaret (before she turned 50)
Beyonce
Lucy Liu
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Virginia Mayo (when she did The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)
Liza Minelli (in Cabaret)
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:12 AM
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ewww... remember for every every five 'good body' types (2 ends, 4 backs), you have 5 front linemen that you probably wouldn't want to see naked.

Not a great ratio if you ask me.
You could have them play flag football with no linemen. That fixes both that problem and the injury problem. And then you don't have to take a snap under center, which could be really disgusting naked.
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:12 AM
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Not yet mentioned in this thread (unless I missed it):
Mila Kunis
Molly Sims
Aisha Tyler
Jenna Elfman
Salma Hayak
Rashida Jones
Taylor Swift

Mentioned, but worth a "Hell Yeah!!":
Beyonce
Scarlett Johannsen
Yvonne Strahovski
Jessica Alba
Catherine Zeta Jones
Elisha Cuthbert

Seen naked (or at least topless) but I'll take more, please and thank you:
Halle Berry
Marisa Tomei
Stacy Dash

Where was Stacy Dash topless? LOL
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:22 AM
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Gene Rayburn
There may be something to this, he was always waving that strange sexy microphone around.

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Old 12-10-2009, 11:23 AM
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there is a nude of Daniel Craig, google daniel Craig nude bathtub
As soon as I get to a computer unconnected to an IT department!
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:51 AM
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Where was Stacy Dash topless? LOL
She appeared nude in the movies Illegal in Blue and Black Water. Beyond that, she posed fully nude for Playboy for her 40th birthday. To save Covered in Bees some time, here's a non-nude picture of Dash.
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:39 PM
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Ya know, Brady Bunch fans always go on about Maureen McCormick, but I was more of a Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady) fan. Now don't freak out on me here! She's five years older than me, so by the time I was watching Brady Bunch in reruns, I was about the same age she was on the show, and I remember having a grade-school crush on her. "Marsha" and "Jan" were, to me at that age, more like babysitters than crush material.

Many years later I saw Susan doing a TV interview about that Brady Bunch movie that came out in the '90s (the one starring Shelley Long as Carol Brady). Susan had consulted on the movie, coaching the young actress who was playing Cindy, and I remember seeing her, now in her 30s, and thinking, "Hot damn she grew up nice!"

Anyway, I'm having a hard time finding a really good picture of her. Here's one that looks fairly recent, posing with her son. (If there was ever a case of "he's got his mother's eyes" ...):

http://beaniecat.blogspot.com/2009/1...li-landry.html
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:45 PM
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Edit window: further research reveals I should have spelled "Marsha" as "Marcia".
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