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Old 03-17-2001, 08:15 PM
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So, I'm working on a PC in the school library, and they have these Barbie books. They photograph Barbie. Ken and these kids (I didn't know they had Barbie rug-rats!) in various poses...no, I'm not going there.
So, they had this Paul Revere thing, and they can't have B&K alone in the dark, so they have this Granny Barbie who sits in a rocker near Barbie and knits. Not very PC, but hey.
Where did they get Grannie? Did some guy assault a Barbie with an industrial hair drier and shrivel up her face?
Yuck.
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