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Old 03-04-2010, 09:56 PM
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penultima thule, what's a fool's gold sandwich?
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:29 PM
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penultima thule, what's a fool's gold sandwich?
Take a fresh baked loaf of bread. Hollow it out. Spread inside an entire jar of peanut butter. Then an entire jar of jelly. Then a pound of bacon. Eat. Die.

Seriously, a picture.
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:39 PM
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... or take two for an evening snack

Fools Gold Sandwich/Loaf
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Old 03-04-2010, 11:41 PM
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Wow. I've never heard of those.
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:04 AM
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Wow. I've never heard of those.
And I never want to hear of one again TYVM
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:57 AM
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I've already got a jar from our last trip, but this may come in handy.

My wife scoffs at the way I eat Marmite. I like it in a buttered toast sandwich with melted cheese and tomatoes. Lettuce is optional. It also works open faced. I don't need the cheese either. Just tomatoes and Marmite on buttered toast is great.
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Old 03-05-2010, 05:03 AM
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For all those addicts (which includes me), you will soon have the chance to sample Extra Strength Marmite.
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Old 03-05-2010, 05:22 AM
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Take a bit of toast, fresh out of the toaster, spread it with butter quick (or margarine if you must) so that the butter melts into the toast. Then take a small amount of Vegemite from the jar. See that amount you just took? Halve that. Then spread it lightily across the toast. It'll almost just be a scraping of Vegemite.
This is the key. I think people don't know how little they are actually supposed to use. Here's a pic of the finished product. Yum!
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Old 03-05-2010, 05:38 AM
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When I lived in Australia for a couple of years, I was rather confused as to why the people I stayed with were all obsessed with me trying Vegemite. I told them it tastes like a weaker version of Marmite, and I think they were offended. I think they were even more offended to discover that Marmite was invented first.

Doubly offended to discover that Australia isn't bigger than Europe. But they were country bumpkins, so I can't take them as representative. (Put 'Europe Australia size comparison' into google and you get this thread as the top link...Please note the numbers at the bottom in sq km. It looks like someone got confused with sq mi).

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Old 03-05-2010, 07:17 AM
Qadgop the Mercotan Qadgop the Mercotan is online now
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For all those addicts (which includes me), you will soon have the chance to sample Extra Strength Marmite.
A new pleasure! A new pleasure!
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:23 AM
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I've been craving a Vegemite sanga all morning. It would have been better than the oatmeal I had on the drive to the office.

I think I'll pick up some English muffins and a tomato, and have a toasty cheesy Vegemite melt.
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:45 PM
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This is the key. I think people don't know how little they are actually supposed to use. Here's a pic of the finished product. Yum!
See, now that is 50 billion times more Vegemite than I tried when I first tried it, and I found it to be the most foul substance on Earth.

I thought your picture would have, at most, a slight brown tint on the bread, but no, there's tons on there.
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:54 PM
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I was thinking it looks like about 1/3 of the amount I use.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:02 PM
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I have vegemite just about every day on toast or crackers.

The moose breath bit is nonsense BTW.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:25 PM
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Maybe it's because I spread it thick, or maybe it's my chemistry; but whenever I'd have a Vegemite sandwich for lunch, a boss would off me gum. He finally came right out and told me.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:42 PM
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Maybe it's because I spread it thick, or maybe it's my chemistry; but whenever I'd have a Vegemite sandwich for lunch, a boss would off me gum. He finally came right out and told me.
Maybe everyone here has moose breath and I haven't noticed.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:48 PM
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Well, I've just had a Vegemite sandwich. Maybe I should find someone to breathe on.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:56 PM
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Well, I just got the vegemite out of the fridge to see how strong the smell was and my partner wanted to know why I was sniffing vegemite.
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:49 PM
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My wife refuses to touch Vegemite or the Marmite sold in stores in the US. It must be Marmite mailed directly from New Zealand. Apparently, it's different.
I approve of your wife's discerning palate.
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Old 03-06-2010, 10:50 AM
Qadgop the Mercotan Qadgop the Mercotan is online now
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My taste rankings of yeast spreads from best to less best:

Marmite (English)
Vegemite
Marmite (NZ)
Promite
Mighty Mite
Aussie Mite
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