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Old 03-22-2011, 05:39 PM
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I'm hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl

This redhead here.

Or here.

Or here.

Sigh...here as well.

If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you'd be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must.
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Old 03-22-2011, 06:41 PM
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She's pretty but the internets is full of pretty women. Why her? Your infatuation seems rather random.
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Old 03-22-2011, 06:45 PM
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How come I keep getting pics of some dorky guy wearing black-rimmed glasses?

[Yeah I see her below-cute in a quasi-unique sort of way]
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Old 03-22-2011, 06:52 PM
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She's probably just the receptionist or other employee at the company, not a professional model.
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Old 03-22-2011, 07:02 PM
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I keep getting the dude too. I think you're being played.
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Old 03-22-2011, 07:03 PM
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I'm with you man. She's love-able.
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:29 PM
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She's probably just the receptionist or other employee at the company, not a professional model.
I've seen an article about this which I can't now find. Snorg started out small and happened to use some girl they knew as their model and her "pretty but not professional model" looks attracted a lot of comment, no doubt contributing very signficantly to the company's bottom line. I suspect the company is now pursuing this style deliberately, either by hiring professional models that look (or are styled to look) amateurish, or by continuing to hire non-professionals.

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Old 03-22-2011, 08:54 PM
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Ashley from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland.
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:04 PM
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The enzyme shirt would be better if it didn't come right out and say "unzip your genes." Wouldn't you rather they have to ask?

The girl looks like somebody I knew once. The only thing I really remember is that her cat ran away, and was gone a long time, many weeks, and she had reconciled herself to its death. And then it came back, scrawny but fine.

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Old 03-22-2011, 09:10 PM
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This redhead here.

Or here.

Or here.

Sigh...here as well.

If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you'd be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must.
"It's a man, baybee!"
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Old 03-22-2011, 09:18 PM
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She's pretty but the internets is full of pretty women. Why her? Your infatuation seems rather random.

Same opinion.

How could someone be in love with someone they don't know anything about, anyway?
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:15 PM
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She's snorgable, alright.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:25 PM
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The original Snorg girl was my first Internet crush. I haven't seen her in a while, but I hardly ever see Internet ads anymore.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:27 PM
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Same opinion.

How could someone be in love with someone they don't know anything about, anyway?
Hyperbole. The OP just means that he thinks she's exceedingly lovely. Was this unclear?

Me - eh, she's certainly pretty, and she has a cute grin. But still - I know a number of women I'd consider more attractive.
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Old 03-22-2011, 10:30 PM
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Ashley from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland.
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good job ashley. cant think of a faster way to ruin your career than removing the one reason you even have said career

yeah she is not hott. nor even cute.
Save the boobs unless you're trying to become a scientist, or spelling bee champion.

Say goodbye to ur tshirt modeling days then. The least you can do it make a decent porn before you waste those babies, if not for me then for humanity.

Y'all womans is f#*%ed up. The ones that have them chop 'em off, the ones that don't get surgery to add prosthetics. Leave them alone, they're best that way.

And yeah, she's pretty fugly without the funbags. She could try to lose a little bit of weight, that might help.

Has she seen what reduced boobs look like after the operation? Like a massacre. No guy is gonna want to look at them, regardless of whether they're a C or a D. Bad move for a not too cute chick with just one attraction. Maybe she's gay?
What a lovely group of boys.

ETA Sorry if I'm raining on your crush thread, OP! The Snorg Girl you're crushing on looks cute, and to anyone who doesn't agree, well, what an odd, sad world it would be if everyone agreed on who and what's beautiful. Though I guess it would be easier to determine whether or not you're attracted to someone by simply finding out if they're a professional model...

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Old 03-22-2011, 11:04 PM
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Ashley from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland.
"That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift!"
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:01 AM
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Criminy, you people are so serious sometimes. It's a hot girl that I see in a number of ads on sites I visit. I thought you should know!

Don't worry, I won't quit my job and travel cross-country to try to track her down or anything...

Well, I do have some vacation time coming up...
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Old 03-23-2011, 12:04 AM
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Ashley from Snorg announced she was having her rather ample breasts reduced due to back problems. The comments she got were withering. It was like when the Browns left Cleveland.
Good for Ashley - I hope her back feels better. She's got nothing on my redhead anyway...and after she has surgery, she'll have even less than nothing.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:37 AM
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Good for Ashley - I hope her back feels better. She's got nothing on my redhead anyway...and after she has surgery, she'll have even less than nothing.
Well, she does have a cool dye job. But, yeah, the redhead is much hotter.'

EDIT: And I think Ashley's boobs are too big--they are missing that boob-like shape.

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Old 03-23-2011, 01:38 AM
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Sorry guys. Ashley (and her tits) is superior.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:46 AM
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She's pretty but the internets is full of pretty women. Why her? Your infatuation seems rather random.
Naw, I can see it. She's not exactly my type (I'll take her over Ashley, though), but there's some cute and slightly quirky features to her that I could see someone being really attracted to. I always was a sucker for "cute" girls rather than "hot" girls (although there is overlap in those categories.) Nothing odd at all in this crush.
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Old 03-23-2011, 02:08 AM
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When I was about seven I was hopelessly, madly in love with the Snork Maiden. Alas, she loved another.
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Old 03-23-2011, 02:33 AM
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This redhead here.

Or here.

Or here.

Sigh...here as well.

If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you'd be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must.
She's cute but just doesn't quite do it for me for some reason. My wife is a redhead and way hotter in my biased opinion.
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:11 AM
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Big boobs are over rated.
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:38 AM
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Big boobs are over rated.
I concur. I don't dismiss them entirely, but there's more to women than big 'uns.
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Old 03-23-2011, 06:44 AM
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FWIW, she's a whining, manipulative, psycho-harpy with serious issues....and she smells bad.*


(*= not really, but beauty is only skin deep...internet beauty even more so)
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Old 03-23-2011, 07:01 AM
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(*= not really, but beauty is only skin deep...internet beauty even more so)
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Ashley can have her hooters reduced, and I'd still call her a babe.
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Old 03-23-2011, 01:41 PM
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Wow, in that first pic from the first link I thought she looked exactly like a ginger Sinead Matthews from the TV show "Ideal".

Then I saw more pics of Sinead Matthews and realized that in her forward-facing, black and white headshot with her not smiling, she does not look like her character at all.

Carry on.
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Old 03-23-2011, 02:28 PM
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She's cute but just doesn't quite do it for me for some reason. My wife is a redhead and way hotter in my biased opinion.
Cite? (says the guy with a thing for redheads )
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:29 PM
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The I'm Kind of a Big Deal Snorg girl is cute, too.
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:44 PM
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The original Snorg girl was my first Internet crush. I haven't seen her in a while, but I hardly ever see Internet ads anymore.
This one?
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:09 PM
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Wow. What's up with all the major league yabos and no gratuitous pencil erasers? We want pencil erasers !
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:13 PM
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This one?
Is it just me, or does she kind of look like Natalie Portman?
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Old 03-23-2011, 06:31 PM
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Is it just me, or does she kind of look like Natalie Portman?
Funny, since the Chive site that the link goes to just happens to be showing an ad for Your Highness, starring, yes, Natalie Portman.

So you can compare side by side, as it were.

I wouldn't say sisters or anything, but yeah, there is a resemblance.
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Old 03-23-2011, 07:39 PM
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This redhead here.

Or here.

Or here.

Sigh...here as well.

If you like a different Snorg Girl, well, you'd be wrong. But go ahead and state your case if you must.
She sort of reminds me of a young Corinne Bohrer.
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Old 03-24-2011, 07:39 AM
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I have the same problem, all the links show me some dude in douche bag glasses.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:48 AM
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The first big picture posted is a male model. If you look below that picture, you'll see thumbnails for the other pictures, which include the pictures of the red-haired female model the OP is referring to.
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Old 03-24-2011, 10:55 AM
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Don't say I never did anything for you guys: picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:03 AM
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Don't say I never did anything for you guys: picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture
Pish. What have you done for me lately?
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:07 AM
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Yawn.

If I told you guys that there were sites that you could see even prettier women totally nude, your brains might explode.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:09 AM
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You know... you have to file a lot of crushes under "...there's just something about her/him..."

None of my crushes were ever on all-out beauties and bombshells.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:35 AM
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Don't say I never did anything for you guys: picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture picture
That's good work right there!

I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it's just not that hard.

Appreciate it though.

And for all of you saying you can find better, naked, chicks at Wal-Mart or some such thing...start your own thread. This one is about MY crush.
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Old 03-24-2011, 11:40 AM
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That's good work right there!

I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it's just not that hard.

Appreciate it though.
Just so you can't say I never did anything for you as well.

Here's one more picture of your Snorg girl. And huh, it appears she's not wearing any pants.

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Old 03-24-2011, 11:53 AM
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That's good work right there!

I would have done the same, but I figured, you know, scroll down, it's just not that hard.

Appreciate it though.

And for all of you saying you can find better, naked, chicks at Wal-Mart or some such thing...start your own thread. This one is about MY crush.
See, there's the problem...there's no shortage of unattainable GORGEOUS Nekkid women out there...it's the ones you could spend the rest of your life with that catch your eye. Just good looking...enough...no hairy moles...no hump over the left shoulder...legs both the same length.
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:51 PM
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See, there's the problem...there's no shortage of unattainable GORGEOUS Nekkid women out there...it's the ones you could spend the rest of your life with that catch your eye. Just good looking...enough...no hairy moles...no hump over the left shoulder...legs both the same length.
With such high standards use must be used to spending many a lonely night with the televison!
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:53 PM
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Maryann beats Ginger in every poll I've ever seen.

Someone do one. I'm busy, dammit!

A good and relevant read, considering where this thread is going:

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn...rvmaryann.html

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Old 03-24-2011, 12:54 PM
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With such high standards use must be used to spending many a lonely night with the televison!
What, and miss Jersey Shore?!
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:55 PM
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Just so you can't say I never did anything for you as well.

Here's one more picture of your Snorg girl. And huh, it appears she's not wearing any pants.
For the love of all that's holy!

I will name my third-born after you! (sorry, it's too late for the first two)

I'll be in my bunk...
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:57 PM
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Maryann beats Ginger in every poll I've ever seen.

Someone do one. I'm busy, dammit!

A good and relevant read, considering where this thread is going:

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn...rvmaryann.html
As you wish. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=601960
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:23 PM
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She's cute but just doesn't quite do it for me for some reason. My wife is a redhead and way hotter in my biased opinion.
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Cite? (says the guy with a thing for redheads )
This is a cell phone pic I snapped about 5 days ago while we were out to lunch.
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