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Old 01-08-2012, 09:01 PM
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I think I'm weird because I think ___ is hot.

Charles Bickford

Walter Huston - specifically in "Dodsworth"

I'm a vintage movie fan, so my crushes on Richard Widmark and Steve Cochran are to be expected, but I'm vaguely creeping myself out with the Charles Bickford thing.

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Old 01-08-2012, 10:15 PM
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Charles Bickford

Walter Huston - specifically in "Dodsworth"

I'm a vintage movie fan, so my crushes on Richard Widmark and Steve Cochran are to be expected, but I'm vaguely creeping myself out with the Charles Bickford thing.

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Well, they're no Paul Douglas.
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Old 01-08-2012, 10:24 PM
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::Wanders in...wanders out:: Not opening that can of worms again.
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:13 PM
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Richard Widmark? As in "totally creepy" Richard Widmark?

I've been through a lot of these threads but this may be the first one in which someone found him anything but totally creepy.
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Old 01-08-2012, 11:34 PM
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::Wanders in...wanders out:: Not opening that can of worms again.
You realize that posting in this thread with this reply has just opened you up to a bunch of Bieber Fever jokes right?
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:19 AM
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Claude Rains in Notorious. I don't know, he's just an evil kind of old sexy.
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:37 AM
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You realize that posting in this thread with this reply has just opened you up to a bunch of Bieber Fever jokes right?
I actually made an effort (obvious jokes not being something I'm known to avoid) to avoid that.
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:51 AM
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Moving on to the seventies, even though she was about ten thousand times my age as a kid I did always have a thing for Betty Garrett, aka Laverne and Shirley's landlady.
And when every teenage boy in America was lusting after Valerie Bertenelli on "One Day At A Time" I was focusing on the woman who played her mom, Bonnie Franklin. Hell I thought Mackenzie Phillips looked better than Valerie.
I could have listed my crushes on Maggie Gyllenhaal or Adele Adkins, but that's not me being weird, it's the rest of the world being weird.
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Old 01-09-2012, 05:25 AM
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Bill Nye the science guy

http://www.billnye.com/

I love Brian Greene

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Greene

Notice a pattern?

I admire Stephen Hawkins, but I don't find him hot LOL
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:09 AM
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Five years ago I'd have said Peter Dinklage, but it appears that the world has caught up with me.
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:57 AM
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I have a mad crush on Brian Donlevy and Lyle Talbot, so I'm right with you, there.
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:37 AM
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I can't say Brian Donlevy because he was a ringer for my best friend's late father, and that would be creepy. So let's talk about Dick Powell.
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Old 01-09-2012, 08:40 AM
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can't look up his name right now, but the actor who plays Rumplestiltskin on ABC show "Once Upon A Time". Weirdly attractive to me, for sure.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:02 AM
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can't look up his name right now, but the actor who plays Rumplestiltskin on ABC show "Once Upon A Time". Weirdly attractive to me, for sure.
Robert Carmichael? Back when he was starring in Hamish Macbeth (mid 90s), my wife would have left me for him in a hot second. Most of our friends of the female hetero and male homo variety agreed with her. (By which I mean that they also found him hot, not that they would leave me for him... although I suspect they probably would have. Bastards.)

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Old 01-09-2012, 11:06 AM
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Robert Carmichael? Back when he was starring in Hamish Macbeth (mid 90s), my wife would have left me for him in a hot second.
Robert Carlyle, but yup, that's him.
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:12 PM
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Robert Carlyle, but yup, that's him.
Oops. I knew that.
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:54 PM
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Jane Lynch.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:37 PM
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Grant Imahara from "Mythbusters"
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:51 PM
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I choose to believe the rest of the world is weird because they don't find ___ hot.
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:01 PM
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I think Grace Jones is hot in Conan the Barbarian. Yes, that Grace Jones.
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:08 PM
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I choose to believe the rest of the world is weird because they don't find ___ hot.
This, about Charlie Dimmock. But there are a lot of people who agree with me, it seems.
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:27 PM
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Maria Aitken, who played John Cleese's wife in A Fish Called Wanda.. There's just something I love about her aristocratic condescension.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfuEW...eature=related
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:56 PM
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John Hannah. It's the accent, I think, and his roles.

Hilary Swank for the ladies.

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Grant Imahara from "Mythbusters"
How is that weird? Grant's a pretty handsome guy.
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Old 01-09-2012, 03:02 PM
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How is that weird? Grant's a pretty handsome guy.
Most people I mention it to think I'm weird. Good to know I'm right and they're weird!
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Old 01-09-2012, 04:17 PM
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Claude Rains in Notorious. I don't know, he's just an evil kind of old sexy.
Oh yes! I wanted to smack Bette Davis in Mr. Skeffington for not seeing his hotness.

Joseph Cotten does it for me too.

But if I wanna get really naughty, give me Lee Van Cleef or Henry Silva.
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Old 01-09-2012, 04:42 PM
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Jane Lynch.
I can't say I find her hot, but I think she's beautiful, and I'll never understand why people insist on looking at me funny when I say it. I really don't get what's supposedly not attractive about this woman.
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Old 01-09-2012, 05:04 PM
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Kevin James is the one which causes most people to think I'm crazy
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Old 01-09-2012, 06:57 PM
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Oh yes! I wanted to smack Bette Davis in Mr. Skeffington for not seeing his hotness.

Joseph Cotten does it for me too.

But if I wanna get really naughty, give me Lee Van Cleef or Henry Silva.

Now see - my letch for Steve Cochran makes me feel really naughty. I can't decide if it's the thick, black brilliantined hair, or the hairy chest (I swear in some scenes you can actually see it *growing*) or both or...uh...

Howsabout them Yankees?!


(After watching "New York Confidential" last night, I now add Richard Conte to the naughty list)

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:29 PM
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I'm watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show right now, and thinking to myself that Valerie Harper is much hotter than Mary Tyler Moore is. Rhoda was supposed to be the dumpy best friend, so apparently we're supposed to think she's at least less attractive than Mary. Go figure.
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:31 PM
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Alexander Hamilton on the ten dollar bill. Not that he isn't classically good looking on the ten dollar bill - its just strange to get your beefcake off U.S. currency.
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Old 01-09-2012, 10:20 PM
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Go figure.
Exactly.
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Old 01-09-2012, 10:34 PM
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Kate Micucci

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Old 01-09-2012, 11:02 PM
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You realize that posting in this thread with this reply has just opened you up to a bunch of Bieber Fever jokes right?
In my defense, an actual contribution to this thread is Neil Tennant, lead singer of Pet Shop Boys. (on the right in this photo) He's 57, so there. Although, I'm friends with a couple teenage girls on Twitter who ADORE him - and who HATE Justin Bieber. hahaha
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:05 PM
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So there's hope for us 57-yr-olds? I'm not even balding.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:58 PM
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If you're weird, so am I. She's cute and funny, though. . .she kinda looks like the model for those big-eyed kid paintings.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:15 AM
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So there's hope for us 57-yr-olds? I'm not even balding.
Absolutely! Just don't be a dick. (You've been on this board long enough to have proven yourself, lol.) I was amiably chatting with an "older fella" in a bar once wondering if it would go somewhere, when out of nowhere he blurted something about "those goddamn gays" (and this was an out-of-left-field remark during a conversation about real estate or something.) NEVER MIND!
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:25 AM
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Oh yes! I wanted to smack Bette Davis in Mr. Skeffington for not seeing his hotness.
There were many reasons you were supposed to want to smack Bette Davis in Mr. Skeffington. That was only one of them. He should have fed her the radioactive champagne.
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Old 01-10-2012, 08:45 AM
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Jane Wiedlin of the Go Go's.. this was years before her VH1 Turn and learning quite too much about her being a dominatrix..

Liked her better when she was just a really really cute guitar player!!!
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Old 01-10-2012, 10:27 AM
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can't look up his name right now, but the actor who plays Rumplestiltskin on ABC show "Once Upon A Time". Weirdly attractive to me, for sure.
Ooh, yeah. I thought he was really hot in The Full Monty--and so was his costar, Mark Addy.
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:40 AM
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I'm watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show right now, and thinking to myself that Valerie Harper is much hotter than Mary Tyler Moore is. Rhoda was supposed to be the dumpy best friend, so apparently we're supposed to think she's at least less attractive than Mary. Go figure.
Valerie Harper in Season 1 was kind of schlumpy. After that, she slimmed down and looked much better (MTM was always too skinny for my tastes), so they tried rewriting the character as someone who used to be dumpy but was now good looking but still thinks she's dumpy. That was difficult to characterize for a supporting character, and Rhoda ended up being spun off into her own show, anyway.
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:05 PM
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Robert Carlyle, but yup, that's him.

Meh.
I'll see your Carlyle and raise you an Eccleston.

woof...
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:39 PM
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Jane Wiedlin of the Go Go's.. this was years before her VH1 Turn and learning quite too much about her being a dominatrix..

Liked her better when she was just a really really cute guitar player!!!
Oh good g-d, it's considered weird to think Jane Weidlin's hot? Even now, she is smokin' hot.
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Old 01-10-2012, 01:07 PM
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Morgan Freeman and I've got to second Robert Carlyle.
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Old 01-10-2012, 02:00 PM
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So there's hope for us 57-yr-olds? I'm not even balding.
Kidding? I know some 60 YO that are smoking hot. It's all in how you carry yourself.
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Old 01-10-2012, 03:30 PM
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I seem to be seeing more agreement lately, but I always thought Melissa McCarthy was the hot one on Gilmore Girls. Something about her mischevious smile.
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Old 01-10-2012, 03:35 PM
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I know some 60 YO that are smoking hot.
70 Just sayin'.

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Old 01-10-2012, 03:43 PM
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Alan Rickman is 65.
Patrick Stewart is 71, as DianaG says!
Pierce brosnan is 58.
Liam Neeson is 59.
Harrison ford is 69.


Come on, people! Old guys are hot!
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Old 01-10-2012, 03:57 PM
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Seconded.

[brag]I got to say "Hi" to her when Garfunkel and Oates were playing at the UCB Theater a few months back.[/brag]
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:16 PM
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Alan Rickman is 65.
Patrick Stewart is 71, as DianaG says!
Pierce brosnan is 58.
Liam Neeson is 59.
Harrison ford is 69.


Come on, people! Old guys are hot!
Whew!

Clint Eastwood - 81
William "Big Bill" Smith - 79
Ed Harris - 62
Jeff Bridges - 63
Mikhail Baryshnikov - 64
Richard Gere - 63
Jim Palmer - 64
Eric Clapton - 64
Armand Assante - 60
James Brolin - 69
Scott Glenn - 68
Fred Williamson - 74


And with the exception of possibly Gere and Palmer, I wouldn't classify these as "pretty boys" by a long shot. There's just something about them.

For the record, I'm 50.

UT
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:55 PM
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So old is the new young?

Yaa!
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