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Old 03-04-2012, 12:35 AM
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Porn Movie Titles... For Video Games

We've all played the game of converting a famous mainstream movie into a porn movie, thus giving us such gems as Shaving Private Ryan, Star Whores, Bi-tanic, The Porn Identity, Das Booty, Forrest Hump, and so on. Some of those, if not all, probably exist.

But why limit it to movie titles? Why not video games, like:

- Ass Effect
- Deus Sex
- Hole Calibur
- M.A.L.E.
- Pack A Man
- Gears of Whore

Got any other ones, folks?

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Old 03-04-2012, 12:43 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:26 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:36 AM
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Skyrim... job

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Old 03-04-2012, 01:51 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:53 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:38 AM
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Womb Raider
Been done. (Link is to IMDB, and is safe for work.)

Super Mario's Hos

Pole Position 69

Guilty Rear

Metal Rear Solid (starring Really Solid Snake)

Pokeman: Gotta Tap 'em All!
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:12 AM
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World of Whorecraft.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:15 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:21 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:02 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:05 AM
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NM, didn't see it above.

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Old 03-04-2012, 08:09 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:34 AM
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Assbandit's Creed (I'm the first to post this? It's Argent Towers' favorite thing to call it since he hates the game so much.)

The Bondage of Isaac (For the BDSM types.)

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Old 03-04-2012, 10:41 AM
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Skyrim doesn't even really need a change, just set it on an airplane.
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:04 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:26 AM
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A few classics:
XXX-Com - Enema Unknown (bit of a niche product)
Analization I & II, and the spinoff Colonization
Master of Uranus
Swords of Quim, Darkside of Quim
QuimCity
King's Panty

And more modern ones:
The Bitcher (actually, that could well describe the first game )
Nights of the Old Republic
Animal Crossing (ewwww)
Spurt
The Whores Unleashed
God of Whores
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:13 PM
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:37 PM
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:43 PM
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Mr. Do!

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Old 03-04-2012, 03:05 PM
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Donkey Dong
The Pink Box
Sins of a Solar Empire (you don't actually need to change the title on that one, just change the sins...)
Cum and Conquer

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World of Whorecraft.
I've seen "World of Porncraft" and "World of Sexcraft" used - there's an impressive amount of WoW based porn out there. I like yours better though, it has the right initials.
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:20 PM
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I've seen "World of Porncraft" and "World of Sexcraft" used - there's an impressive amount of WoW based porn out there. I like yours better though, it has the right initials.
It was an actual porn site as well They were forced to change the name though, it's now called Whorelore.
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:27 PM
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Pron (Ok technically a movie about video games.

Zelda: Twinks Awakening
Zelda: A Twink To The Past
Zelda: 4 Pink Swords Adventure

Taints Row

Dragon Gape: Orgasms

Left 4 Head

Call of Booty

XXX-Cum

Little Big Assventure

Double Dragon - Double Anal

Street Walker
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:36 AM
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Sexwarrior III, with the Pirate's Moon expansion.

Final Fantasy XXX
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Old 03-05-2012, 09:15 AM
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Baldur's Gape II: Shadows of Ass
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Cuntra: Legacy of Whore
Cuntra Force
Cuntra: Hard Core
Cuntra: Shattered Hymen
Cuntra: Re: Girth

Tom Clancy's Sphincter Sell

Porn Star Wars: Nights of the Old Pubic

The Elder Scrotums

Halo: Reacharound

Ass Effect

Donkey Punch-Out

Mario Sex Party

Poke-a-man: Black and Blue

Heavenly Sword Swallowers
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:49 AM
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Old 03-05-2012, 07:41 PM
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The way we used to do it would be to post a straight title, and let the next person corrupt it.

So...

Duke Nukem.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:17 AM
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Old 03-06-2012, 06:16 AM
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Duke Nukem.
Dyke Lick'em

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Old 03-06-2012, 07:07 AM
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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
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Old 03-06-2012, 07:45 AM
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Priss of Please'ya: The Sucks of Tim.
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The Prince of Purrsia: The Furries of Time
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