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Old 03-04-2012, 01:35 AM
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Porn Movie Titles... For Video Games

We've all played the game of converting a famous mainstream movie into a porn movie, thus giving us such gems as Shaving Private Ryan, Star Whores, Bi-tanic, The Porn Identity, Das Booty, Forrest Hump, and so on. Some of those, if not all, probably exist.

But why limit it to movie titles? Why not video games, like:

- Ass Effect
- Deus Sex
- Hole Calibur
- M.A.L.E.
- Pack A Man
- Gears of Whore

Got any other ones, folks?

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Old 03-04-2012, 01:43 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:26 AM
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:36 AM
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Skyrim... job

The Secret of Monkey Ass Land

Deus Sex
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:51 AM
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Womb Raider

Cock Star
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:53 AM
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Call of Booty
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:38 AM
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Womb Raider
Been done. (Link is to IMDB, and is safe for work.)

Super Mario's Hos

Pole Position 69

Guilty Rear

Metal Rear Solid (starring Really Solid Snake)

Pokeman: Gotta Tap 'em All!
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:12 AM
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World of Whorecraft.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:15 AM
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Glans Theft Hot Ho
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:21 AM
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Medieval: Total Whore
Stim Titty
Penis Her, General
Turd Reich
VAG Planets
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:02 AM
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Alone in the Dark
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:05 AM
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NM, didn't see it above.

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Old 03-04-2012, 09:09 AM
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Croch It and Spank
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:34 AM
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Assbandit's Creed (I'm the first to post this? It's Argent Towers' favorite thing to call it since he hates the game so much.)

The Bondage of Isaac (For the BDSM types.)

Sexatron
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:41 AM
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Skyrim doesn't even really need a change, just set it on an airplane.
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:04 PM
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Dong

Altered Bestiality

Slow Lick The Hedgehog, starring Ron Jeremy

Cum-Bert
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Old 03-04-2012, 12:26 PM
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A few classics:
XXX-Com - Enema Unknown (bit of a niche product)
Analization I & II, and the spinoff Colonization
Master of Uranus
Swords of Quim, Darkside of Quim
QuimCity
King's Panty

And more modern ones:
The Bitcher (actually, that could well describe the first game )
Nights of the Old Republic
Animal Crossing (ewwww)
Spurt
The Whores Unleashed
God of Whores
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:13 PM
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Smegmaman

Poon Patrol

Whores of Neverwinter
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:37 PM
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Face Invaders
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:43 PM
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Mr. Do!

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Old 03-04-2012, 04:05 PM
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Donkey Dong
The Pink Box
Sins of a Solar Empire (you don't actually need to change the title on that one, just change the sins...)
Cum and Conquer

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World of Whorecraft.
I've seen "World of Porncraft" and "World of Sexcraft" used - there's an impressive amount of WoW based porn out there. I like yours better though, it has the right initials.
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Old 03-04-2012, 04:20 PM
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I've seen "World of Porncraft" and "World of Sexcraft" used - there's an impressive amount of WoW based porn out there. I like yours better though, it has the right initials.
It was an actual porn site as well They were forced to change the name though, it's now called Whorelore.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:27 PM
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Pron (Ok technically a movie about video games.

Zelda: Twinks Awakening
Zelda: A Twink To The Past
Zelda: 4 Pink Swords Adventure

Taints Row

Dragon Gape: Orgasms

Left 4 Head

Call of Booty

XXX-Cum

Little Big Assventure

Double Dragon - Double Anal

Street Walker
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Old 03-05-2012, 09:36 AM
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Sexwarrior III, with the Pirate's Moon expansion.

Final Fantasy XXX
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:15 AM
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Baldur's Gape
Baldur's Gape II: Shadows of Ass
Baldur's Gape: Dick Alliance

Cuntra
Super Cuntra
Cuntra: Legacy of Whore
Cuntra Force
Cuntra: Hard Core
Cuntra: Shattered Hymen
Cuntra: Re: Girth

Tom Clancy's Sphincter Sell

Porn Star Wars: Nights of the Old Pubic

The Elder Scrotums

Halo: Reacharound

Ass Effect

Donkey Punch-Out

Mario Sex Party

Poke-a-man: Black and Blue

Heavenly Sword Swallowers
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Old 03-05-2012, 11:49 AM
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Metal Slut

Interstate '69

Red Bed Erection

Assteroids

Womb Raider
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Old 03-05-2012, 08:41 PM
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The way we used to do it would be to post a straight title, and let the next person corrupt it.

So...

Duke Nukem.
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:17 AM
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Whortal
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Old 03-06-2012, 07:16 AM
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Duke Nukem.
Dyke Lick'em

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Old 03-06-2012, 08:07 AM
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Dyke Lick'em
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
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Old 03-06-2012, 08:45 AM
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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
Priss of Please'ya: The Sucks of Tim.
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Old 03-06-2012, 10:09 AM
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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.
The Prince of Purrsia: The Furries of Time
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