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Old 05-03-2012, 09:41 PM
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Zoo keeper helps constipated monkey

In a disgusting way.

Using a warm wet washcloth would have given the same results.
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:27 PM
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That's got to be a joke, doesn't it?

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Old 05-03-2012, 10:48 PM
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That's one for the "Have You Ever Eaten Poop?" thread.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:33 PM
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His only choice was his tongue?

Gotta be a joke. Or a crazy guy.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:36 PM
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I'm surprised no-one has noticed my choice of smiley.

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That's got to be a joke, doesn't it?
There are a few links about it.

The Huffington Post article does include a poll asking readers if they think it's a hoax or not.
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:45 AM
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I thought you were supposed to, you know, spank your monkey.
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:11 AM
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constipated monkey
Band name!
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:23 PM
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Just what does a constipated monkey fling?

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Old 05-05-2012, 01:46 PM
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Just what does a constipated monkey fling?
Laxatives?
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:54 PM
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Just what does a constipated monkey fling?
Air poop.
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:16 PM
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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He worked it out with a pencil
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Old 05-05-2012, 02:27 PM
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

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He worked it out with a pencil
Was it a
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Number 2 pencil?
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