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Old 05-16-2012, 10:14 PM
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You have a very ugly and recurring habit of suggesting other posters are lying when they disagree with you. You are aptly named, and not really fit for civilized company.
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:25 PM
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Scammer? Really? His post was honest enough for all of us to recognize how asinine the request was when we first read it. If he wanted to lie or scam us he could have, you know, actually lied or scammed us. Keep it in perspective ya'll.

I give his apology a tepid C-, but it's good enough for me. It's tough to be 100% contrite with everyone piling on like they do, even when you know you're in the wrong.

Reminds me of sign a homeless guy used in Austin when I went to college: "Yell at a homeless vet, $1"

Lute you should start a similar thread title with a link to a donation button. You'd be pretty close to your goal by now.

And I'm sorry about your AC situation. I feel for you, though I wouldn't give you $30 for it. Stay strong.
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:31 PM
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If you can find it your heart to forgive me, send $1 to "Sorry Dude"
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:38 PM
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My rabbit needs a boob-job, send cash (or gold, you know who you are).
I'm in for a fiver if I get to see the 'after' pics.
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Old 05-16-2012, 11:56 PM
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For your continued amusement, the fun on this one starts at post 247 (page 5 for me) when Springs1 joins the fun. THE MENU IS THE GOD OF ORDERING.


Never thought I'd say this, but I'm really glad now that Bob Evans didn't get back to me about that online job application I filled out a year or so ago.
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Old 05-17-2012, 08:53 AM
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My rabbit needs a boob-job, send cash (or gold, you know who you are).
Thanks

That just reminded me that The Prosthetic Bunny Titties second album release is sometime in June.
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Old 05-17-2012, 09:46 AM
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I think someone did solicit funds for gastric bypass, though.
Link? Bonus points if you don't ask the giraffeboards for help finding it.
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Old 05-17-2012, 09:53 AM
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Scammer? Really? His post was honest enough for all of us to recognize how asinine the request was when we first read it. If he wanted to lie or scam us he could have, you know, actually lied or scammed us. Keep it in perspective ya'll.

I give his apology a tepid C-, but it's good enough for me. It's tough to be 100% contrite with everyone piling on like they do, even when you know you're in the wrong.

Reminds me of sign a homeless guy used in Austin when I went to college: "Yell at a homeless vet, $1"

Lute you should start a similar thread title with a link to a donation button. You'd be pretty close to your goal by now.

And I'm sorry about your AC situation. I feel for you, though I wouldn't give you $30 for it. Stay strong.

I agree with all of this. I hope you'll stick around Lute. Heat can kill both humans and rabbits, so I had no problem with your initial request since it sounded like you didn't have access to any other funds. I do hope you figure out why it was inappropriate to ask us to share this cost with you. But I certainly don't think you need to leave the board over this. Unfortunately, this will probably not be a good place for you to ask for help if you ever do really need it though.
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Old 05-17-2012, 11:24 AM
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Every time I see .2c in the title when I come to the pit, I think ".2, or 20%, of the speed of light - that doesn't make any sense. Oh, .2 cents - wait, that still doesn't make any sense. It should just be 2 cents, not .2 cents, since two cents makes sense. Even .2 dollars doesn't make sense for the cents."

Then I think about how pin and pen sound the same to me.

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Old 05-17-2012, 11:43 AM
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and then I think "I'm definitely not wearing any underwear"
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Old 05-17-2012, 12:48 PM
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Every time I see .2c in the title when I come to the pit, I think ".2, or 20%, of the speed of light - that doesn't make any sense. Oh, .2 cents - wait, that still doesn't make any sense. It should just be 2 cents, not .2 cents, since two cents makes sense. Even .2 dollars doesn't make sense for the cents."

Then I think about how pin and pen sound the same to me.
If you Americans would just come over to the decimal system it wouldn't be an issue.
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Old 05-17-2012, 12:51 PM
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If you Americans would just come over to the decimal system it wouldn't be an issue.
I am Canadian, and no it still doesn't make sense.
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Old 05-17-2012, 12:52 PM
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I am Canadian, and no it still doesn't make sense.
Being Canadian never did.
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:38 PM
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If you Americans would just come over to the decimal system it wouldn't be an issue.
Agreed. I hate the fact that it takes 15 dimes to make a dollar, and 8.33333 pennies to make a dime, and 13/pi 100 dollar bills to make 1,000 dollars.

Totally screwed up.
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:52 PM
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Damn...how many half crowns in a guinea again?
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:54 PM
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We do have to cut a quarter in half to get one bit.

Last edited by TriPolar; 05-17-2012 at 01:56 PM.. Reason: i wrote 'half to cut' first. damn look-ahead brain functions. then i had to edit this because i wrote 'dam'
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:25 PM
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We do have to cut a quarter in half to get one bit.
But it only takes four quarters to make a byte.
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:28 PM
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Astro I mailed the check today. Honest I did!
Ahhh... that 'splains it! There IS an astro floating around the SDMB somewhere... I'm AstroBOY14; you sent the check to the wrong place! Imma need you to go to the bank, cancel that check, and get a new one for me (and add an extra zero to the end for my inconvenience).

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Old 05-17-2012, 02:29 PM
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But it only takes four quarters to make a byte.
I thought a byte was 1, and a gigabyte was 1024. I'm so confused.
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:43 PM
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Damn...how many half crowns in a guinea again?
Eight and 2/5.

What's the problem?
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Old 05-17-2012, 08:59 PM
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He never said thank you.
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Old 05-17-2012, 09:15 PM
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He never said thank you.
Did you get your money back?
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Old 05-17-2012, 09:49 PM
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Dont matter.

I sent because I wanted to. I had the most brutal winter of my life. I wont go into to many details but I ate pickles that had frozen solid in my living room for their life sustaining properties.

I now have the best job I have ever had and will make about 4 times as much as I have ever made in a single year with 5-6 full months off. And little to no bills.

I was looking for someone to help.

I was not gonna post this but thought it strange that I never got a simple thanks.

Last edited by fifty-six; 05-17-2012 at 09:53 PM.. Reason: I sent 150.00
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:09 PM
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Well, he kind of got heavily shit on here. He might not have felt like talking to anyone, even though a "thank you" would have been appropriate.

Congrats on hitting the employment jackpot.
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:14 PM
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I confused. Pickles was your dog?
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:19 PM
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I confused. Pickles was your dog?
That was the food I was eating. I would have preferred frozen dog.

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Old 05-17-2012, 10:20 PM
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I confused. Pickles was your dog?
I did literally and actually laugh out loud at this one.
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:34 PM
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Pickles... Wasn't she Buddy Sorel's wife?
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:38 PM
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Uh, guys? You are making jokes about a guy's extreme poverty. Just sayin'
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:46 PM
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Uh, guys? You are making jokes about a guy's extreme poverty. Just sayin'
No, we're making jokes about his dog, Pickles.
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:47 PM
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Pickles... Wasn't she Buddy Sorel's wife?
Yeah, Buddy ate Pickles.


mmm
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:47 PM
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Uh, guys? You are making jokes about a guy's extreme poverty. Just sayin'

It is okay I can laugh now.(All the way to the bank?) The dread and doom is now just a memory.

If I get a dog I am naming it pickles.

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Old 05-17-2012, 10:57 PM
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I pickling your dog!
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:58 PM
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If I get a dog I am naming it pickles.
Well played my friend.





fyi: Had you said it bothered you I would have apologized
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Old 05-17-2012, 11:28 PM
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The Prosthetic Bunny Titties
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:48 AM
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I endorse this Pitting.
Well I certainly don't.

Beating on someone suffering from depression is a recipe for a tragedy.

I know he did something wrong but that does not change the potential for a really, really bad outcome from this thread.

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Old 05-18-2012, 02:17 AM
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Well I certainly don't.

Beating on someone suffering from depression is a recipe for a tragedy.

I know he did something wrong but that does not change the potential for a really, really bad outcome from this thread.
As someone who also has depression, I disagree. I go around constantly wondering when everyone will figure out how big of a loser I really am. It's a relief when it happens.

Speaking also as someone who it completely and irrevocably financially fucked in the ass without lubrication...

Well, I'm not going there because I don't really deserve charity because I'm such a loser.
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Old 05-18-2012, 03:46 AM
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Why not just donate to Oxfam or something? They do more to prevent starvation than donating to SD anyway.
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:36 AM
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Starving bunny or starving artist?
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Old 05-18-2012, 08:48 AM
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Well I certainly don't.

Beating on someone suffering from depression is a recipe for a tragedy.

I know he did something wrong but that does not change the potential for a really, really bad outcome from this thread.
For one the Pitting started before the announcement that he had depression. I am not required to remember everyone's posting history. For another as many have pointed out, depression is not a gateway to begging. An apology should not contain the reason why it's not your fault. If you have a condition that might be worsened by criticism, step away from the Dope. Its not like my life is all rainbows and unicorns. If I post something stupid I would expect a good pitting. IIRC I have been pitted once. It did not go the way the OP had hoped.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:21 AM
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Its not like my life is all rainbows and unicorns.
Seems like that would boring pretty quickly anyway.
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Old 05-18-2012, 09:31 AM
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You have a very ugly and recurring habit of suggesting other posters are lying when they disagree with you. You are aptly named, and not really fit for civilized company.
Perhaps I do. I'm not proud of how I have acted in this thread. It was so bad that I thought to myself, "monkey, you're not just being an idiot, you are being a complete asshole, and maybe as bad a person as you are accusing others of being. Shut up and get your head back together" So I stepped away from the computer.

But I'm back now. I still don't like what Lute Skywatcher did. But, fuck, some of the things I said may make me more of a dick than he was. I want to apologize to everybody for that.
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:00 AM
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One other thing, though. I don't understand the breast implant references. Can somebody provide a brief synopsis of whatever happened there?

And again. I fully admit I was a complete asshole earlier in this thread, and I'm sorry.
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Old 05-18-2012, 10:06 AM
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I think the breast implant thing and the gastric bypass thing are referencing the same rumor that OpalCat took money off posters on her Fathom forum to get a Brazilian body job done. Pretty positive none of it happened on this site.
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:20 AM
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Perhaps I do. I'm not proud of how I have acted in this thread. It was so bad that I thought to myself, "monkey, you're not just being an idiot, you are being a complete asshole, and maybe as bad a person as you are accusing others of being. Shut up and get your head back together" So I stepped away from the computer.

But I'm back now. I still don't like what Lute Skywatcher did. But, fuck, some of the things I said may make me more of a dick than he was. I want to apologize to everybody for that.
This is the correct way to apologize.

It's ok though, we all just assumed you were mentally ill
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:27 AM
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Bring the bunny into the shower with you for a few seconds.
Ewww! Better wrap it in duct tape first or it'll asplode...
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Old 05-18-2012, 11:28 AM
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This is the correct way to apologize.
Yes it is, and I for one appreciate it.
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Old 05-18-2012, 01:26 PM
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Yes it is, and I for one appreciate it.
I don't. I don't accept his apology at all.











Because I wasn't in the thread when he got heated.

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Old 05-18-2012, 02:19 PM
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Well, Farmer Jane used to be Citizen Pained. And if you believe all the stuff she was selling you should definitely donate to Lute. Happy reading!
Sorry for posting off topic.
But Wait...What?

Farmer Jane posted recently on a thread I had started and she (?) linked it to a picture also.

I didn't know the history behind Citizen Pained.
I will read some old threads now. Interesting.

Carry on...
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Old 05-18-2012, 03:10 PM
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Ewww! Better wrap it in duct tape first or it'll asplode...
How do you know this?

Have you ever had an exploded bunny on your hands?



The closest I've come was when my cat had diarrhea once.
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