Who the hell is this person?

[Cryptic C62]

I recently got my hands on a used phone, whose owner I had never met. I'm not really sure why she was giving it away, it works perfectly well and there's no wear and tear to speak of. In any case, I went to the Notepad application, and these are the notes I found, transcribed verbatim:

My name is memory
I used to be a pimp now I wall with a limp
Summer island
290
Pink Parka tangerine
Vintage jewelry and modem boutique
Picillo
Charlies
Metropolis
322
Do you want to get drunk and watch passion of the christ
The weed is like a strob light
Amgen gilead
The Opposite of me
White panda
Change me
The girl who fell from the sky
The big pink
Fire stone
March 5 130
The fireplace
Friendly toast
DI 1961
Pomegranates
The tap
Alexis bittar
348 442
i Washed my belly button today
11
Dove nutrium mositure body wash
r i was destined to not Like
Cudderisback
12 28 24
Wet and wild sevilla sangria

I think there were probably only three or four that didn't make me go "Wtf...?" upon first reading.