Yay ... damn

[aruvqan]

I have one of those battery tennis rackets for killing bugs, which I suck at using. The flies normally escape. I managed to get lucky but the dead fly dropped into my fresh cup of coffee


and our cat stole the rest of the donut mrAru was having as part of his breakfast ... he went to get a coffee refill and the cat jumped onto his chair and grabbed the last couple bites of donut

[tdn]

Originally Posted by aruvqan

but the dead fly dropped into my fresh cup of coffee

At least it wasn't a booger.

[TriPolar]

I had one of those. Flies dropped like a rock. Then a few seconds later they got up and flew away. I didn't try killing them with coffee though.

[Regallag_The_Axe]

Originally Posted by aruvqan

I managed to get lucky but the dead fly dropped into my fresh cup of coffee

What are complainin' about? Dead flies add texture and protein.

[wolfman]

Originally Posted by Regallag_The_Axe

What are complainin' about? Dead flies add texture and protein.

mmmm mmmm Coffee con Carne.

[Snowboarder Bo]

Mmmmmmmore like Coffee con Carnage

[foxymoron]

I have one of those fly zappers. My son and I fight over (well, whine about, really) who gets to use it when it's killing' time. Since the thing just stuns the flies on contact, I keep the current going until I smell burnt hair and see sparks. Mmmm...fried flies.

[aruvqan]

Originally Posted by foxymoron

I have one of those fly zappers. My son and I fight over (well, whine about, really) who gets to use it when it's killing' time. Since the thing just stuns the flies on contact, I keep the current going until I smell burnt hair and see sparks. Mmmm...fried flies.

You mean you aren't supposed to wait for the sparking? Who knew ....

[AClockworkMelon]

Originally Posted by wolfman

mmmm mmmm Coffee con Carne.

Originally Posted by Snowboarder Bo

Mmmmmmmore like Coffee con Carnage

Breakfast means coffee... coffee means death... death means carnage... BREAKFAST MEANS CARNAGE!

[blondebear]

Ha, that's great! I'm inspired to post....

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as BREAKFAST MEANS CARNAGE!

[Bam Boo Gut]

My friend left her teenage son and his friend alone with a couple of those for a few hours, they managed to burn some serious grid marks into each other.

[Imago]

Originally Posted by snowboarder bo

mmmmmmmore like coffee con carnage

ahahahaha.

[Snowboarder Bo]

Originally Posted by AClockworkMelon

coffee means death...

Prepare for ultimate flavor!

[Musicat]

For those old fogeys who kill flies with spit and flypaper and don't know what the OP is talking about, maybe this is it. Whatever happened to the gadget that shot UFOs at them?

[Mint Julep]

Originally Posted by Bam Boo Gut

My friend left her teenage son and his friend alone with a couple of those for a few hours, they managed to burn some serious grid marks into each other.

Not proud of it, but after a few too many drinks at a patio party, we all took turns shocking ourselves with one. No serious burns, but serious laughs, oh yes.

[The Niply Elder]

Originally Posted by aruvqan

... the dead fly dropped into my fresh cup of coffee

dude....

[AaronX]

Did you know a voltage remains on those things even if you don't press the button? Try squeezing the layers together to see.

[Bam Boo Gut]

Originally Posted by Mint Julep

Not proud of it, but after a few too many drinks at a patio party, we all took turns shocking ourselves with one. No serious burns, but serious laughs, oh yes.

The idiot boys were holding each other down and pressing it onto their face cheeks and arms.

I also don't want the kids to find out about chucking those party snaps at each other - best done naked.

http://www.stupid.com/Party-Snaps-Snap-Caps_p_2104.html