Springing the new Sequential Thread

[Ludovic]

All you Zimmerman-lovers in the Great Debates thread are...
Antonio Vivaldi, RIP 1741. Someone tell YouTube about this.

Vivaldi lives! And he's a Doper!

[Nobody]

Fictional characters who love to read for pleasure
So why do you like to read?

[Jackmannii]

What's the least academic thing you've managed to get into a Serious Academic Paper or Presentation?
Camping and Hiking in Scotland (Advice Needed)

"Inquiries about the molecular structure of quackgrass elucidated herein should be directed to the lead author. And oh by the way, he's going to Scotland on a camping trip and needs advice on slug repellent."

[Ludovic]

What's your "doing it" music?
Songs with very famous backup singers

"I always feel like somebody's watching me."

[Jackmannii]

All you Zimmerman-lovers in the Great Debates thread are...
Mea Culpa: George Zimmerman case

And another promising rant is short-circuited prematurely.

[Anne Neville]

Extremeely basic programming question.
Deodorizing a Moose Shed?

I think that's a hardware problem.

Talking to your unborn baby- about what?
Tourists in US: complaining about food

[Jackmannii]

Who will be the new Secretary of Commerce?
Perfect being punishes its imperfect creation?

Baaad Secretary of Commerce! Perfect Being is gonna get a new cabinet member.

[Ludovic]

Why aren't there more hard drives with transparent covers?
My house is too dusty!

How dusty is it? It's so dusty you can't see through the transparent covers!

[Ludovic]

What Happens to People Who Don't Bathe?
My house is too dusty!

You're tracking dust everywhere? Eww!

[Hypno-Toad]

Odd things I learned researching genealogy
Pepe is the most international name (amusing google search)

[Jackmannii]

What do you do with your awesome God powers?
Please help: Cat won't stop peeing.

That's too trivial for my awesome God powers. Besides, I'm busy keeping the dog from taking a dump under the dining room table.

[Ludovic]

Wimmens! PLEASE Mark Stuff Us Guys Ain't Supposed To Eat......
So, a Dingo did take her baby?

Yep, it wasn't marked "Don't eat".

[Jackmannii]

Concept Of Extinction?
How ancient people counted with their hands

"Og count dinosaur on fingers, this week no dinosaur! How Og count now?"

The neighbor's parenting drives my wife crazy
So, a Dingo did take her baby?

[Jackmannii]

Re: Should you not throw rice at weddings because birds swallow it and explode?
Aged Angus Beef

Tossing flank steaks at the happy couple - a grand new tradition.

[CalMeacham]

Originally Posted by Jackmannii

Re: Should you not throw rice at weddings because birds swallow it and explode?
Aged Angus Beef

Tossing flank steaks at the happy couple - a grand new tradition.

It's all great fun, until someone loses an Eye Round

[purplehorseshoe]

What do you do with eye round steaks?
Help me rejuvinate my beef jerky!

Oh, honey, once it's jerky-fied, there's no going back.

[purplehorseshoe]

My heart is broken.
What's the hardest thing you've ever done?

Now I'm very misty-eyed.

[MyFootsZZZ]

Originally Posted by purplehorseshoe

My heart is broken.
What's the hardest thing you've ever done?

Now I'm very misty-eyed.

[Jackmannii]

Ways your kids are currently driving you crazy?
After 115 years, the snoring finally gets to be too much

Klingon parenting - it's not for everyone.

[Cat Whisperer]

Home owners associations - there must be some limit to what they can do
What do you do with your awesome God powers?

No, there is no limit to what they can do.

[MacCat]

Obnoxious things to teach a 3 year old [NEED ANSWER FAST]

Ways your kids are currently driving you crazy?

[Tapioca Dextrin]

What do you do with your awesome God powers?

I have a Jeopardy! audition next month...

[Ludovic]

Nerdy Confessions
Playing Civ II game for 10 years!

[CalMeacham]

EEWWWW-make sure your squid is well cooked

Yay ... damn

VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.





Even more appropriate if you read the first thread:


http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=655318

[Jackmannii]

What do you do with your awesome God powers?
Sharp, tho mild pains...seemingly on outer surface of cranium, etc...

"Mess with me, mere mortal, and you shall suffer sharp tho mild pains! Bwa-ha-ha!" Sorry Jehovah, you're losing it.

[Jackmannii]

Best off line long term storage solution for digital photos?
Tying a rope to wood beam.

A simple yet elegant solution. And no monthly fee.

[teela brown]

What happens to people who don't bathe?
How do I kill the fungus in my shoe?

Erg.

[Jackmannii]

Help me learn to camp cook? What do you cook while camping? How?
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

Double Erg.

[Ludovic]

Everyone on Earth to get their sexual orientation reversed. Can you handle it? Can the world?
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

I guess you're prepared!

[MEBuckner]

The child I put up for adoption 26 years ago has found me.
VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina.

"OK, it was 26 years ago--I remember coming out of it...Here kitty kitty kitty!"

[CalMeacham]

One of the Geekiest Songs Evah

VAGINA. VAGINA. Vaaaaagina






Pretty fruitful thread, that vagina.

[Nobody]

Has anyone seen any Romney bumper stickers or yard signs?
Romney's Coming . . . .

And he is not going to be happy.

[Nobody]

My Aunt died
Fairly simple math problem

You have two aunts. One of them dies. How many aunts do you have left?

[Jackmannii]

All those gears on bicycles
Needs help with an injured bunny fast

For starters, stop pedaling.

[Jackmannii]

What Happens to People Who Don't Bathe?
What Was The "White Star Lines" Ticketing Policy in 1912?

The untold story of why so many people didn't make it into the lifeboats.

[Johnny L.A.]

Give me last minute travel advice
Walking across Niagara on a tightrope

Luggage might be problematic.

[MEBuckner]

Help me with my overly religious and bigoted dad
My father is mad at me because of the fact that I listen to a song praising A. Hitler

I dunno; I think your dad kinda has a point on that one.

[MEBuckner]

Meeting a longtime friend in real life. How do I alleviate family concerns?
Nerdy Confessions

"We met on a Harry Potter fanfic e-mail list. We're gonna get together and just hang out, maybe do some LARPing."

Hmmm...dunno how much that will alleviate things.

[Jackmannii]

Should Christians Be Forced to Photograph Gay Weddings?
Would Christians Who Are Against Birth Control Be Okay With This?
Boxing and Christianity - are they compatible?

With your faith and a good right cross, you're unstoppable.

[CalMeacham]

What Happens to People Who Don't Bathe?

Corporations declared to be people? Huh?




What happens to corporations that don't bathe?

[Malacandra]

Another men's toilet etiquette thread.
Tell me about telescopes.

No reasonable man's going to give you grief for inadvertently seeing what you shouldn't have seen, but I think you're j-u-u-u-u-st crossing the line here.

[CalMeacham]

Separated by one:


The King is dead. (Rodney King dead at 47)

I was told this man on this money is the King of Canada, but I don't know....




No, he was King of California

[Jackmannii]

Toenail fungus (eww!)
Tell me about telescopes.

Turn the telescope around, and it looks a lot less eww.

[MacCat]

Y'know, I could really go for 100 Slim Jims about now


Heard the Rumor that Obama Is Putting Pot Legalization on the Table?

[Tapioca Dextrin]

What is your natural sleep pattern?
Falling Skies Two Hour Season 2 Priemere 6/17

A real snoozefest, apparently

[Jackmannii]

The Rodney King beating: what should have done instead?
East Sea vs Sea of Japan

Putting Rodney in a bottle and setting him afloat in the Sea of Japan seems like a good alternative, but he would've drifted back to California eventually.

[Hypno-Toad]

Very Annoying Racial Myths. Discuss it.
Are redheads sexy: males and females

This is a myth I'd like to test with Kari Byron.

[Nobody]

Tell me about your crappy driving mistakes
The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum

It was a perfectly formed 100-pound scrotum before I ran over it .

[Hypno-Toad]

Originally Posted by Nobody

Tell me about your crappy driving mistakes
The sad tale of a stupid man with a deformed 100-pound scrotum

It was a perfectly formed 100-pound scrotum before I ran over it .

I tried to stop, but my scrotum got caught under the brake pedal!

[Jackmannii]

I have Norwalk virus
I embody the history of the Automat!