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Old 07-05-2012, 02:20 AM
grude grude is offline
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Just hose him down in the yard!

In the further adventures of parenting a toddler my son is for some bizarre reason terrified of the shower. First I thought ah he is scared of the water(plus it is unheated) so I make him warm water and try to use a cup to bathe him. No dice even more terrified!

If I am in the shower taking a shower he will come in whether I want him to or not, but the second I turn my attention to him he starts screaming and trying desperately to run, and let me tell you even with two adults a soapy toddler is harder to hold on to than you'd think!

We finally landed on hosing him down with a hose in the middle of the day when the sun is shining, which he seems to enjoy even.


God kids are weird!
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Old 07-05-2012, 07:15 AM
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In the further adventures of parenting a toddler my son is for some bizarre reason terrified of the shower.
We told you the Fisher Price Psycho Playset was a bad idea...
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Old 07-05-2012, 07:33 AM
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We told you the Fisher Price Psycho Playset was a bad idea...
But it came with REAL Hershey's Syrup!
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:09 AM
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But it came with REAL Hershey's Syrup!
Mother would not approve.

Grude, see if you can get the kid to yell protest chants while you turn the hose on him.

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