drewtwo99, the next time you have a question about zombies...

[ScarletNumber]

...go down to the brothel and ask your mother.

(Inspired by this post)

[silenus]

A newb is getting butthurt about a zombie joke? That wasn't even directed at them?

Suck it up and quit being such a cry-baby.

[Belowjob2.0]

Originally Posted by ScarletNumber

...go down to the brothel and ask your mother.

(Inspired by this post)

Sure, in your family, this is code for "Stop being a pest and leave me alone," but in the rest of the world it's highly insulting.

Not judging your mom for turning tricks to keep food in your mouths. Just pointing out that it's unusual, to say the least. I'm sure your mom is a lovely lady, beloved at truck stops all over the lower 48.

[drewtwo99]

I've been pitted! For making a zombie joke. I feel like an official member here now. Maybe I should spring for a membership... or, ScarletNumber, want to sponsor me?

[El_Kabong]

ScarletNumber, I just want to point out to you that you have just demonstrated that you have an extremely thin skin to a bunch of folks who practically live to poke people with thin skins, in the one forum on this board where they can do so with practically no limits. Enjoy.

[elucidator]

At least the goddam things don't sparkle.

[Balance]

Originally Posted by elucidator

At least the goddam things don't sparkle.

Try sprinkling them with powdered aluminum before you light them next time. Fun for the whole family!

[drewtwo99]

I have a question about this pitting. Are you upset with zombie jokes from resurrected threads in general? Do you dislike me for other reasons and are choosing this infraction to pit me on? Are you an anti-zombite? Are you implying that my mother works at a zombie brothel, or a brothel that specializes in zombie clientele, making her an expert on these issues?

Curious minds need to know.

[Sitnam]

Lame.

[Ambivalid]

Isn't ScarletNumber an old member who recently changed usernames? Or was that someone else?


ETA: Oh yeah, and as to this pitting: wtf.

[zoid]

What a weak pitting.
No style, no vitriol, not even a stream of consciousness string of profanity.
One singe mother joke.

D+

[ScarletNumber]

Originally Posted by drewtwo99

I have a question about this pitting. Are you upset with zombie jokes from resurrected threads in general? Do you dislike me for other reasons and are choosing this infraction to pit me on? Are you an anti-zombite? Are you implying that my mother works at a zombie brothel, or a brothel that specializes in zombie clientele, making her an expert on these issues?

Curious minds need to know.

I only dislike you for the zombie joke.

[Myrnalene]

Originally Posted by Ambivalid

Isn't ScarletNumber an old member who recently changed usernames? Or was that someone else?

Even Seven?

[drewtwo99]

Originally Posted by ScarletNumber

I only dislike you for the zombie joke.

Man, you have a lot of people who you need to pit then, considering I only do it because I want to fit in with the cool posters who also post zombie jokes.

Also, the jokes I do are of the most derivative, ironic fashion I can possibly imagine. So I have no problem with you pitting them for being lame.

And yes, ScarletNumber is Even Seven, who is a new poster not an old one.

ETA: I got my cat declawed when she was a kitten, and has never had a normal cat life because of that. There, now you have something decent to pit me over!

[Electric Warrior]

Originally Posted by Ambivalid

Isn't ScarletNumber an old member who recently changed usernames? Or was that someone else?


ETA: Oh yeah, and as to this pitting: wtf.

A new member (been just a few weeks IIRC) who changed usernames, Even seven. Because it resembled the username of an active poster, even sven. And so they were asked to change it, which they did. To something that resembles the username of another active poster, Scarlett67. Which was grumbled about here, to my amusement.

But then this thread came along and as God is my witness, I actually, really, truly did think it was posted by Scarlett67. I need a blushing smiley.

[elucidator]

...ETA: I got my cat declawed when she was a kitten, and has never had a normal cat life because of that. There, now you have something decent to pit me over!

Yeah, ok, but kinda weak. Now, if you bought her a scratching post, that would add a bit of flair.

[Belowjob2.0]

Originally Posted by ScarletNumber

I only dislike you for the zombie joke.

That's good to know.

I just want to tell everyone that it's completely untrue that ScarletNumber is a dirty whore from Whore Island. I'd also like to point out that in no way, shape or form, is ScarletNumber a semen encrusted anal fissure. It's just not true.

[zoid]

Sure, but what about her mom?

[Cub Mistress]

Weakass pitting. Zombie jokes are an SDMB tradition.

ScarletNumber= EPIC FAIL

[zweisamkeit]

It's a weakass pitting, but the zombie jokes are really old and played out. So both suck!

[curlcoat]

Um, OP, are you aware of why the zombie joke was made?

[NoClueBoy]

Originally Posted by curlcoat

Um, OP, are you aware of why the zombie joke was made?

Because it would set off a chain reaction resulting in the complete absence of molecular motion throughout the entire universe?

[Morgenstern]

So many noobs here are in no danger of being eaten by zombies.

[elucidator]

I'm afraid there's really nothing we can do about that.

[Lemur866]

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

So many noobs here are in no danger of being eaten by zombies.

Poor hungry zombies!

[flatlined]

Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I'm so jealous

[crowmanyclouds]

Originally Posted by Balance

Try sprinkling them with powdered aluminum before you light them next time. Fun for the whole family!

Powdered aluminum and iron oxide, you'll get a much better reaction!

CMC fnord!

[drewtwo99]

Originally Posted by flatlined

Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I'm so jealous

I know. I'm quite flattered. Too bad it was such a lame pitting.

[silenus]

Originally Posted by drewtwo99

I know. I'm quite flattered. Too bad it was such a lame pitting.

Well, a crueler person would say that's because you're such a lame poster.

[Max the Immortal]

Originally Posted by ScarletNumber

...go down to the brothel and ask your mother.

(Inspired by this post)

Do yourself a favor and refrain from starting Pit threads for a while, newbie. You're really bad at it.

[Malacandra]

Originally Posted by crowmanyclouds

Powdered aluminum and iron oxide, you'll get a much better reaction!

CMC fnord!

Oh, that. I thought it was termite powder.

not really

[HazelNutCoffee]

Is the OP personally offended by the zombie joke, or are they offended because most zombie jokes in a zombie thread are lame/unnecessary/overdone?

[Inner Stickler]

I'm not saying this pitting stinks but dogs are coming from 2 towns over to roll in it.

[cochrane]

Originally Posted by zweisamkeit

It's a weakass pitting, but the zombie jokes are really old and played out. So both suck!

I thought vampires sucked. Zombies eat BRAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSZZSZ!

[florez]

IMO the name change sent her over the edge and she lashed out over the zombie thing in frustration born from a hatred of her new name -similar to Scarlett Letter, hence the whore insult.

[El_Kabong]

Originally Posted by ScarletNumber

...go down to the brothel and ask your mother.

Now, if only you had said "Let's take your mother to the quarry and throw her down there", things might have turned out entirely differently.

[Loach]

Since I don't want this Pitting to be all one sided I'll join in with the OP. drewtwo99 you are a poopyhead.

I hate it when I get so worked up about an issue.

[MeanOldLady]

Originally Posted by Belowjob2.0

...Whore Island...

Is that in the Caribbean?

[John DiFool]

If SN rolled his eyes any stronger they would stick that way.

[BubbaDog]

Originally Posted by Inner Stickler

I'm not saying this pitting stinks but dogs are coming from 2 towns over to roll in it.

Bite Me!

It was an accident.

[Morgenstern]

I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. When attacked by Zombies, please follow the three recommended steps. Too many people forget the third step, and it makes the problem appear much less serious than it really is.

EVADE
DEFEND
REPORT

[D_Odds]

All I ever make are bad jokes and I never get pitted. What am I doing wrong?

[Inner Stickler]

For starters you aren't drewtwo99. That first step is crucial.

[Morgenstern]

Originally Posted by D_Odds

All I ever make are bad jokes and I never get pitted. What am I doing wrong?

People are probably missing them. Switch to a funny font with colored text.

[digs]

Originally Posted by Morgenstern

I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. When attacked by Zombies, please follow the three recommended steps. Too many people forget the third step, and it makes the problem appear much less serious than it really is.

EVADE
DEFEND
REPORT

Unfortunately, most people rarely follow through to the REPORT stage. By the time they ask the football coach what to do and then think about it and then forget to check up on it and pretend you forgot it happened, and of course play with some paper towel tubes... Zombaggeddon!

[drewtwo99]

Originally Posted by Loach

Since I don't want this Pitting to be all one sided I'll join in with the OP. drewtwo99 you are a poopyhead.

I hate it when I get so worked up about an issue.

Hey now! That's uncalled for. I'm sure all the poopyheads in the world take offense to you including me in their group. I'm WAY worse than those guys

[Ambivalid]

Originally Posted by flatlined

Dude! You got pitted!!! You are one of the cool kids now. I'm so jealous

Wait; getting pitted makes one cool? No shit. In that case, ya'll need to bow down...

[bucketybuck]

Originally Posted by drewtwo99

Hey now! That's uncalled for. I'm sure all the poopyheads in the world take offense to you including me in their group. I'm WAY worse than those guys

Stop enjoying your pitting you wanker.

[Chefguy]

Originally Posted by Electric Warrior

A new member (been just a few weeks IIRC) who changed usernames, Even seven. Because it resembled the username of an active poster, even sven. And so they were asked to change it, which they did. To something that resembles the username of another active poster, Scarlett67. Which was grumbled about here, to my amusement.

But then this thread came along and as God is my witness, I actually, really, truly did think it was posted by Scarlett67. I need a blushing smiley.

Is this the same poster who used Z3nster a few years ago when Zenster was still a member?

[Drunky Smurf]

Originally Posted by drewtwo99

ETA: I got my cat declawed when she was a kitten, and has never had a normal cat life because of that. There, now you have something decent to pit me over!

Originally Posted by elucidator

Yeah, ok, but kinda weak. Now, if you bought her a scratching post, that would add a bit of flair.

I got my latest cat from the shelter. He was already declawed. I already had a scratching post and he uses it all the time. It's so cute.